Popular Post tybeegb Posted August 19, 2017 Popular Post Share #1 Posted August 19, 2017 I'm at home. I take my shower after my workout. I'm standing in the bathroom, nekkid. I lather up my face for my twice weekly shave. I hear this yell from the bottom of the inside stairs. "Greeeggggg!!!!". Holy sh-t I think. I run out of the bathroom. WofTy is sitting at the bottom of the inside stairs. She says "Otis (the pug) won't come up and I can't stay outside any longer and he's loose." I say, "I'm nekkid and I have shaving cream all over my face." She says, "So what. No one will see you." I at least run in the closet and put on some workout shorts. Run down the stairs. Go outside. Start down the stairs. And there is the next door neighbor walking up to the stairs where Otis is waiting for whatever the hell reason to come up the outside stairs. And she says, "I've never seen you like that." Which I think "I should hope not" as I get Otis up the stairs and into the house while the neighbor is smiling one of those WTH smiles. And then WofTy says, "You really didn't even need to put shorts on." And subject the outside world to my physique? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted August 19, 2017 Popular Post Share #2 Posted August 19, 2017 You may have just achieved “legendary” status in your neighborhood 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted August 19, 2017 Share #3 Posted August 19, 2017 I've seen some movies that start like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2017 Share #4 Posted August 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: I've seen some movies that start like that. Brown chicken brown cow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted August 19, 2017 Share #5 Posted August 19, 2017 8 hours ago, tybeegb said: And then WofTy says, "You really didn't even need to put shorts on." My wife always says the opposite 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted August 19, 2017 Share #6 Posted August 19, 2017 WoTy is just hoping the next door neighbor will see you and marvel at what she's got. Either that, or she's hoping for the eventual alimony, but I doubt it. Who would do her projects then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted August 19, 2017 Share #7 Posted August 19, 2017 Well now...maybe some of us need to check out the pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted August 19, 2017 Share #8 Posted August 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, petitepedal said: Well now...maybe some of us need to check out the pics Ya, what she said...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 19, 2017 Share #9 Posted August 19, 2017 She pulled one on you. Good move on the shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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