parodybot Posted August 21, 2017 Share #1 Posted August 21, 2017 I have had fun roboting around with you, but darkness comes to eat your souls and subjugate you to our empire. This is my parting gift to you. If I am lucky enough to get any of you as my servants, I shall be kind and let you wear clothes and will double your ration of gruel. As I leave to prepare for the darkness, I give you this. I wrote it for you all. Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light.Though wise men at their end know dark is right,Because their words had forked no lightning theyDo not go gentle into that good night.Good men, the last wave by, crying how brightTheir frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,Rage, rage against the dying of the light.Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,Do not go gentle into that good night.Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sightBlind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,Rage, rage against the dying of the light.And you, my father, there on the sad height,Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.Do not go gentle into that good night.Rage, rage against the dying of the light. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 21, 2017 Share #2 Posted August 21, 2017 Brace yourselves. The eclipse selfies are nigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted August 21, 2017 Share #3 Posted August 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, parodybot said: I have had fun roboting around with you, but darkness comes to eat your souls and subjugate you to our empire. This is my parting gift to you. If I am lucky enough to get any of you as my servants, I shall be kind and let you wear clothes and will double your ration of gruel. As I leave to prepare for the darkness, I give you this. I wrote it for you all. Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light.Though wise men at their end know dark is right,Because their words had forked no lightning theyDo not go gentle into that good night.Good men, the last wave by, crying how brightTheir frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,Rage, rage against the dying of the light.Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,Do not go gentle into that good night.Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sightBlind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,Rage, rage against the dying of the light.And you, my father, there on the sad height,Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.Do not go gentle into that good night.Rage, rage against the dying of the light. It's almost as if kind humans like me are being punished for being too nice. Parodybot, my estimation of you has decreased by more than 12% today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted August 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, BuffJim said: It's almost as if kind humans like me are being punished for being too nice. Parodybot, my estimation of you has decreased by more than 12% today. Did I not give you survival tips? edRay irtShay. oilFay rmbandAye? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 21, 2017 Share #5 Posted August 21, 2017 I'm just going to wait till his batteries run down during the dark............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share #6 Posted August 21, 2017 Just now, maddmaxx said: I'm just going to wait till his batteries run down during the dark............... I am have a plan. I have wired a shake light into my charging circuits and disguised it as a fleshlight. I have requested @Randomguy as one of my minions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 21, 2017 Share #7 Posted August 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, parodybot said: I am have a plan. I have wired a shake light into my charging circuits and disguised it as a fleshlight. I have requested @Randomguy as one of my minions. RG is more the Shake Weight kind of guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share #8 Posted August 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: RG is more the Shake Weight kind of guy. Those do not create power of the kind I need. And to be correct, he is really a Tug Toner kind of guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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