Breaded chicken

[Square Wheels]

 

[parodybot]

humans are mean.  Poor lower life form needs help, and good food.  Not derision and carb filled white bread!

[pedalphile]

The walking backwards thing when you can't see, cats do it too: happens to mine if they get their head stuck in a crisps packet, funny as heck, but you have to come to their aid eventually.

[Johnny Come Lately Name]

2 hours ago, pedalphile said:

The walking backwards thing when you can't see, cats do it too:

Mine used to do it if you stuck a piece of tape or a gift bow between his shoulder blades. Once he realized he couldn't reach it to get it off, he'd try to back out from under it, or make himself really long and low....

Hysteria ensued, until it fell off.

[parodybot]

 

[Parr8hed]

I used to hang a head of lettuce from a string in the chicken coop.  They would attack it like a piñata.  It was fun to watch!  They would go apeshit if you cut a watermelon in half and put it in the coop.

[Indy]

47 minutes ago, Parr8hed said:

I used to hang a head of lettuce from a string in the chicken coop.  They would attack it like a piñata.  It was fun to watch!  They would go apeshit if you cut a watermelon in half and put it in the coop.

You want to see them go apeshit, through a Border Collie or Australian Sheppard in the coop.