The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted September 30, 2013 Share #1 Posted September 30, 2013 I think I may have loaded up too much fiber this morning. I sprinkled the powder on my breakfast Ding Dongs. Yea, they are making those now. Or, I purchased some really old Ding Dongs. I'm binding up. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 30, 2013 Share #2 Posted September 30, 2013 I think I may have loaded up too much fiber this morning. I sprinkled the powder on my breakfast Ding Dongs. Yea, they are making those now. Or, I purchased some really old Ding Dongs. I'm binding up. Couch When you can't poop, you aren't getting enough fiber. Too much refined stuff and you're going to have a bad time. Eat a banana and drink some coffee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 30, 2013 Share #3 Posted September 30, 2013 I eat a lot of fiber. I have never had too much fiber. Is that even possible? Make sure you are properly hydrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 30, 2013 Share #4 Posted September 30, 2013 When you can't poop, you aren't getting enough fiber. Too much refined stuff and you're going to have a bad time. Eat a banana and drink some coffee. How much moral fiber are you getting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted September 30, 2013 Author Share #5 Posted September 30, 2013 How much moral fiber are you getting? Oh man. This could end in so many funny ways. Bazinga. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 30, 2013 Share #6 Posted September 30, 2013 When your poop looks like horse dung, you've had too much fiber...but not till then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 30, 2013 Share #7 Posted September 30, 2013 http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/mov/Colon_Blow.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted September 30, 2013 Share #8 Posted September 30, 2013 About a month ago I had a breakfast cereal with about 40% of the daily recommended amount of fiber plus a banana. Then a couple of hours later I had a Fiber One bar with 35% of the daily recommended amount. I'd had a pretty heavy meal the night before. Let's just say that it was a 3-flush event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted September 30, 2013 Share #9 Posted September 30, 2013 the best advice is to just eat a rope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana!! Posted September 30, 2013 Share #10 Posted September 30, 2013 Eat a banana... That's good advice right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 30, 2013 Share #11 Posted September 30, 2013 the best advice is to just eat a rope I have rope story, but it will take too long to tell it right now. Ask me about it sometime in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted September 30, 2013 Share #12 Posted September 30, 2013 When your poop looks like horse dung, you've had too much fiber...but not till then. This is true I know cos...well one day it happened to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 30, 2013 Share #13 Posted September 30, 2013 This is true I know cos...well one day it happened to me Hot women poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 30, 2013 Share #14 Posted September 30, 2013 Hot women poop? I suspect so, this "handwriting" looks feminine to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 30, 2013 Share #15 Posted September 30, 2013 That is one smart dog you have there SW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 30, 2013 Share #16 Posted September 30, 2013 That is one smart dog you have there SW. Uh oh, I don't have a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 30, 2013 Share #17 Posted September 30, 2013 Well, then your paperboy may have a slight crush on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted September 30, 2013 Share #18 Posted September 30, 2013 for sure I am not going to open Couch's "my jeans stink" thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 30, 2013 Share #19 Posted September 30, 2013 for sure I am not going to open Couch's "my jeans stink" thread.... I suspect the two are related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax13 Posted September 30, 2013 Share #20 Posted September 30, 2013 When your poop looks like horse dung, you've had too much fiber...but not till then. wrong...when it looks like COW poop....then you have too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted September 30, 2013 Share #21 Posted September 30, 2013 You're gonna shit your brains out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 30, 2013 Share #22 Posted September 30, 2013 what brains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldendesign Posted September 30, 2013 Share #23 Posted September 30, 2013 You're gonna **** your brains out And fart like a mad man. I ate a whole box of the fiberOne bars one day as my only meal at work. What a bad idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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