tybeegb Posted September 11, 2017 Share #1 Posted September 11, 2017 I can relate to most of these. This was posted on FB. Advice from A Wise Old Man -Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. -Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. -Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. -A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. -Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled. -Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight. -Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. -Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. -It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge. -You cannot unsay a cruel word. -Every path has a few puddles. -When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. -The best sermons are lived, not preached. -Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway. -Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. -Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. -Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none. -Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance. -If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. -Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. -The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’. -Always drink upstream from the herd. -Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. -Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in. -If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.. -Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you. -Most times, it comes down to common sense. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted September 11, 2017 Share #2 Posted September 11, 2017 True true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 11, 2017 Share #3 Posted September 11, 2017 Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. That's the history of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted September 11, 2017 Share #4 Posted September 11, 2017 34 minutes ago, tybeegb said: -When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. Wilbur is going to resemble this remark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 11, 2017 Share #5 Posted September 11, 2017 43 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Wilbur is going to resemble this remark. but it is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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