Randomguy Posted September 12, 2017 Share #1 Posted September 12, 2017 What's Next For Sex Dolls? Murder (Maybe) Aimée Lutkin Image via AP. So this is how I die. Science moves in such great leaps and strides. When I was younger, a vibrating fleshlight was revolutionary, space-age technology, and now they have sex dolls that retain information about you. I don’t know why you’d want a sex doll to remember what you did to it, but it’s clear to me where this information will lead: your horrible murder. According to an interview with cybersecurity lecturer Dr. Nick Patterson conducted by the Star Online (of which Jezebel remains officially skeptical) connecting your sexbot to WiFi isn’t just a convenient way to keep track of your daily pumps. It also apparently makes you vulnerable to cyber attacks from hackers that want to twist your naughty bits off: “Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices. And consider the machine they’re working with! Your Sexy Samantha may look all pliant and willing, but she’s got a frame built to withstand you freaking on her 24/7: “Often these robots can be upwards of 200 pounds, and very strong. Once a robot is hacked, the hacker has full control and can issue instructions to the robot. “The last thing you want is for a hacker to have control over one of these robots! Once hacked they could absolutely be used to perform physical actions for an advantageous scenario or to cause damage.” We’ve been warned by such tech gods as Elon Musk and the creators of Westworld that one day artificial intelligence will usher in our demise via automated war. The bots are certainly here for our jobs, so it will more likely be the ragged human, unemployed masses that eventually tears Silicon Valley apart. But don’t let these large scale disasters distract you from the far more intimate nightmare of making love to your robot sweetheart as a cold-hearted hacker gazes at you through her glassy eyes, just waiting to make the killing blow. These violent delights have such violent ends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 12, 2017 Share #2 Posted September 12, 2017 For a second there, I was worried about Old#7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #3 Posted September 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Wilbur said: For a second there, I was worried about Old#7. I don't know what he does with his sex robot during the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted September 12, 2017 Share #4 Posted September 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: Often these robots can be upwards of 200 pounds, That'd be a step down for you, RG. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 24, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted March 24, 2020 On 9/12/2017 at 1:01 PM, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: That'd be a step down for you, RG. How can we get a hold of FSOG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted March 25, 2020 Share #6 Posted March 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Randomguy said: How can we get a hold of FSOG? Airhead ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 25, 2020 Author Share #7 Posted March 25, 2020 31 minutes ago, Further said: Airhead ? Airehead? You need to get me contact details, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted March 25, 2020 Share #8 Posted March 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Airehead? You need to get me contact details, please. My bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 25, 2020 Share #9 Posted March 25, 2020 If only everyone could be summoned as easily as @Redfacedwalrus RFW, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redfacedwalrus Posted March 25, 2020 Share #10 Posted March 25, 2020 39 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: If only everyone could be summoned as easily as @Redfacedwalrus RFW, I feel used. :’( 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 25, 2020 Share #11 Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Redfacedwalrus said: I feel used. :’( Wow-an even quicker response than I expected! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 28, 2020 Share #12 Posted March 28, 2020 On 3/25/2020 at 3:07 AM, Redfacedwalrus said: I feel used. :’( I forgot, you have access to the database again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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