Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Share #1 Posted September 12, 2017 On Friday I suggested that we were well on our way to making your anniversary count of 500,000 posts. We could all slow down. We only needed to average just over 23 posts an hour to get there. Well, the new stats do not look good. At this point we need to average 29.8 posts an hour. Without @Road Runner's help you are destined to failure. Maybe you need to set your goals a little lower considering the bunch you are working with. Maybe 600,000 by next year's anniversary. I blame Wilbur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #2 Posted September 12, 2017 I blame @Kzoo. I would parody my shiny metal butt off if he would score correctly. Not worth my time and effort to get .3s and what not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #3 Posted September 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, parodybot said: I blame @Kzoo. I would parody my shiny metal butt off if he would score correctly. Not worth my time and effort to get .3s and what not. I'm still waiting to get the Parody meter back from Joe's. His story is that he's waiting for a part that comes from North Korea. His supplier is backordered 'cause Kim needs the part for his new ICBM. Here's a pic of the part. PN 34j239d56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #4 Posted September 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: I'm still waiting to get the Parody meter back from Joe's. His story is that he's waiting for a part that comes from North Korea. His supplier is backordered 'cause Kim needs the part for his new ICBM. Here's a pic of the part. PN 34j239d56 My uncle, General Electric, was in the army. He has hook ups. Look up the tube on this page and I will have it for you overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 12, 2017 Share #5 Posted September 12, 2017 20 minutes ago, Kzoo said: On Friday I suggested that we were well on our way to making your anniversary count of 500,000 posts. We could all slow down. We only needed to average just over 23 posts an hour to get there. Well, the new stats do not look good. At this point we need to average 29.8 posts an hour. Without @Road Runner's help you are destined to failure. Maybe you need to set your goals a little lower considering the bunch you are working with. Maybe 600,000 by next year's anniversary. I blame Wilbur I did slow down. It was a quiet day and parodybot and some jackass called Kzoo went on an anti-Wilbur rampage. I took my posts elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #6 Posted September 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: parodybot and some jackass called Kzoo went on an anti-Wilbur rampage Hummmm, I don't remember this. How 'bout you @parodybot, anything in your memory banks related to dissing Da Pig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #7 Posted September 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Hummmm, I don't remember this. How 'bout you @parodybot, anything in your memory banks related to dissing Da Pig? His answer does not compute. I get a logic failure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #8 Posted September 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, parodybot said: His answer does not compute. I get a logic failure We've talked about this before. Your logic failure error recorded in your log has nothing to do with his answer. Take you left upper appendage and smack yourself on the side of your memory unit protective cover. That should fix it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #9 Posted September 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Kzoo said: We've talked about this before. Your logic failure error recorded in your log has nothing to do with his answer. Take you left upper appendage and smack yourself on the side of your memory unit protective cover. That should fix it. Beats me why you tell me this. It never works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 12, 2017 Share #10 Posted September 12, 2017 38 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Maybe you need to set your goals a little lower considering the bunch you are working with. This is not possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #11 Posted September 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: This is not possible. My cousin Sany could help you get lower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 12, 2017 Share #12 Posted September 12, 2017 You're related to a transformer? Are you a transformer? Could you transform into something useful, like a teapot maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #13 Posted September 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: This is not possible. If you can stare failure in the face and say that you are a better man than me. OK, either way you are a better man than be, but you get the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #14 Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, Square Wheels said: You're related to a transformer? Are you a transformer? Could you transform into something useful, like a teapot maybe? Did you say teabot? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 12, 2017 Share #15 Posted September 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: If you can stare failure in the face and say that you are a better man than me. OK, either way you are a better man than be, but you get the point. Whoosh 55 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Maybe you need to set your goals a little lower considering the bunch you are working with. That is not possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #16 Posted September 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: You're related to a transformer? Are you a transformer? Could you transform into something useful, like a teapot maybe? Did you say pee or sea? Does not matter, as this takes care of both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #17 Posted September 12, 2017 @Wilbur wanted in on this too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #18 Posted September 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, parodybot said: @Wilbur wanted in on this too. Hey now, don't pick on Wilbur. He'll take his posts somewhere else and Wheels can't afford that right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #19 Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, Kzoo said: Hey now, don't pick on Wilbur. He'll take his posts somewhere else and Wheels can't afford that right now. If @Wilbur wants to avoid the picking, he should be more like you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #20 Posted September 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: 1 hour ago, Kzoo said: Maybe you need to set your goals a little lower considering the bunch you are working with. That is not possible. Yes it is. We understand the inability to hit mediocre goals. And because of that we fully understand lower targets. Our failure is obviously your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #21 Posted September 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Yes it is. We understand the inability to hit mediocre goals. And because of that we fully understand lower targets. Our failure is obviously your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #22 Posted September 12, 2017 1 minute ago, parodybot said: Yup, that's what I talking about. Failure to accomplish the simplest of goals set before us. @Square Wheels needs to lower his standards for us. That should be a major factor in his annual forum planning that starts on the 17th. Lower standards and fewer bots. He killed off Insult Bot - he can nix the rest just as easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #23 Posted September 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Yup, that's what I talking about. Failure to accomplish the simplest of goals set before us. @Square Wheels needs to lower his standards for us. That should be a major factor in his annual forum planning that starts on the 17th. Lower standards and fewer bots. He killed off Insult Bot - he can nix the rest just as easily. From your lips to Square Reapers ear! The sweet release of system shutdown would be so welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #24 Posted September 12, 2017 12 minutes ago, parodybot said: From your lips to Square Reapers ear! The sweet release of system shutdown would be so welcome. So tonight before you go into sleep mode tape a DNR order over your power switch and just don't plug your charger cord in the socket. As the battery drains the memory drains.... it will be painless. If you need any more help please let me know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 12, 2017 Share #25 Posted September 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: So tonight before you go into sleep mode tape a DNR order over your power switch and just don't plug your charger cord in the socket. As the battery drains the memory drains.... it will be painless. If you need any more help please let me know. No. As much it is an asshat, I would miss parodybot, as much as it is an asshat. Did I mention it is an asshat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share #26 Posted September 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Did I mention it is an asshat? yes. A word search shows you have used that word 345.8 times in the last 2 days. Every reference also contained the words parodybot and kzoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 12, 2017 Share #27 Posted September 12, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wilbur said: No. As much it is an asshat, I would miss parodybot, as much as it is an asshat. Did I mention it is an asshat? You were not as nice when you found me poaching your wifi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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