Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Share #1 Posted September 14, 2017 No fitted sheets. Quality sheet sets are very expensive and prohibitive. I bypass this irritation by buying mismatched high quality flat sheets. Red Land Cotton sheet sets are 250.00 Instead, I buy their seconds and no partner flat sheets for 25.00 a sheet, 50 a set. This is an example of how Frank Calico Cat lives a better lifestyle than you. FCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 14, 2017 Share #2 Posted September 14, 2017 I bet you don't have casement windows though. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #3 Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I bet you don't have casement windows though. I have decided to ignore your hatefulness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted September 14, 2017 Share #4 Posted September 14, 2017 These guys don't like fitted sheets, either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted September 14, 2017 Buying quality flat sheets at deep discounts is very competitive. Manufacturing quality at the few remaining USA all cotton makers is extremely high. Too high if you ask me. 6 years ago I bought a Red Land Cotton set off eBay advertised as off color set bought from their company store. $80.00, it's my only all natural full complete set and my pride and joy. The quality is the stuff of kings. 6 years later by staying in touch I have just completed my 14 bed sheet set. I calculate I have just over $900 invested in the finest linens made on the planet. Wilbur, you do not have this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 14, 2017 Share #6 Posted September 14, 2017 I would never be able to sleep on mismatched sheets. I would toss and turn all night. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 14, 2017 Share #7 Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Frank Calico Cat said: Buying quality flat sheets at deep discounts is very competitive. Manufacturing quality at the few remaining USA all cotton makers is extremely high. Too high if you ask me. 6 years ago I bought a Red Land Cotton set off eBay advertised as off color set bought from their company store. $80.00, it's my only all natural full complete set and my pride and joy. The quality is the stuff of kings. 6 years later by staying in touch I have just completed my 14 bed sheet set. I calculate I have just over $900 invested in the finest linens made on the planet. Wilbur, you do not have this. This is true. Ancient Egyptians made mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #8 Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Longjohn said: I would never be able to sleep on mismatched sheets. I would toss and turn all night. Although I understand your reasoning, you are wrong and a filthy animal. 3 minutes ago, Wilbur said: This is true. Ancient Egyptians made mine. Egyptian sheets are a lie and silly compared to my Red Land Cotton sheets. I beat you with this one Wilbur. You are also a filthy animal on your silly Egyptian sheets 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #9 Posted September 14, 2017 One thing I miss about my old Kmart. They sold Dan River all cotton sheets. There were a half dozen Dan River Mills from South Carolina through Virginia making high quality all cotton made in USA bed sheets. We lived like kings in Sans Souci in the late 70s. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 14, 2017 Share #10 Posted September 14, 2017 https://youtu.be/1vCK8mSyhb0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #11 Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: https://youtu.be/1vCK8mSyhb0 Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #12 Posted September 14, 2017 I say again, better than you Wilbur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 14, 2017 Share #13 Posted September 14, 2017 I prefer worm cotton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 14, 2017 Share #14 Posted September 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Frank Calico Cat said: Correct. Is there a gif version? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #15 Posted September 14, 2017 Just now, Wilbur said: Is there a gif version? Here are the facts. I sleep on the finest sheets made in the world. I change the sheets daily. You are an animal Wilbur but I still consider you my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 14, 2017 Share #16 Posted September 14, 2017 How does one get the bottom flat sheet that replaces the fitted sheet to stay on the mattress? How much time and effort did it take to train the staff at Calico Cattage to work with only mismatched flat sheets? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 14, 2017 Share #17 Posted September 14, 2017 Frank does not sound like I expected him to sound. Nor does his mistress. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #18 Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: How does one get the bottom flat sheet that replaces the fitted sheet to stay on the mattress? How much time and effort did it take to train the staff at Calico Cattage to work with only mismatched flat sheets? Not an issue since sheets are changed daily. I rotate my RLCs each workday and I have 4 sets of vintage Dan River I use for weekends and guests. I use a clothesline to dry with wooden clothespins. The snapping sound is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 14, 2017 Share #19 Posted September 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, jsharr said: How does one get the bottom flat sheet that replaces the fitted sheet to stay on the mattress? How much time and effort did it take to train the staff at Calico Cattage to work with only mismatched flat sheets? These (particularly the first) questions are mine. How did you get them from my head? I want my questions back! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #20 Posted September 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, jsharr said: Frank does not sound like I expected him to sound. Nor does his mistress. That is a fine looking lady and a perfect example of what I'm saying. You change your boxers daily but not your bedsheets? You people are animals. Wilbur knew better though is all I am saying. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 14, 2017 Share #21 Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank Calico Cat said: That is a fine looking lady and a perfect example of what I'm saying. You change your boxers daily but not your bedsheets? You people are animals. Wilbur knew better though is all I am saying. I would like that fine looking lady to be mine on a time-share basis. How do I arrange bookings? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 14, 2017 Share #22 Posted September 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Frank Calico Cat said: Not an issue since sheets are changed daily. I change sheets not daily. Why daily? Why? Why? Discus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #23 Posted September 14, 2017 Btw, as far as the "mismatched sheets" aspect. We aren't talking about made in Vietnam or China here. All the sheets are various shades of beautiful crisp linen white. Face it, I one upped all of you with this. There is not one of you among you that sleeps better than Frank Calico Cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #24 Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: I change sheets not daily. Why daily? Why? Why? Discus. Um, because I am not an animal? No sheet can be as completely perfect and clean as the first night. My rotation allows for this indulgence. But hey, it's the same level of luxury for those of you with matching sets on your 14th night, no? That's almost as nasty as hippies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Calico Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share #25 Posted September 14, 2017 Wilbur is online but ignoring my texts. $20.00 says he is researching all linen sheets made in USA and will be ordering 15 sets just because he can. I do not hate you for this Wilbur, you have been blessed and this is who you are. South Carolina cotton grown near Bennettsville is the finest in the world but is no longer hand picked. Alabama cotton is the best you can do for right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted September 14, 2017 Share #26 Posted September 14, 2017 25 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I change sheets not daily. Why daily? Why? Why? Discus. I've even seen articles in newspapers about fresh jimjams daily FFS <roll eyes> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 14, 2017 Share #27 Posted September 14, 2017 32 minutes ago, Randomguy said: These (particularly the first) questions are mine. How did you get them from my head? I want my questions back! I have been ear effing you. There is no going back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 14, 2017 Share #28 Posted September 14, 2017 I am not this fussy about sheets. I like nice sheets, but we buy things in the moderate range. I'd rather spend extra cash on other nice things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 14, 2017 Share #29 Posted September 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank Calico Cat said: Um, because I am not an animal? No sheet can be as completely perfect and clean as the first night. My rotation allows for this indulgence. But hey, it's the same level of luxury for those of you with matching sets on your 14th night, no? That's almost as nasty as hippies. Don't prisoners also have that luxury? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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