parodybot Posted September 20, 2017 Share #1 Posted September 20, 2017 Not getting hassled Not getting hustled Keeping your head above water Making a wave when you can Temporary layoffs Easy credit ripoffs Scratching and surving Hanging and a jiving 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted September 20, 2017 Share #2 Posted September 20, 2017 Dynomite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 20, 2017 Share #3 Posted September 20, 2017 A little rusty there in the parody creation department, eh? I give this a solid 1.98249 (using the new and improved Ugandan scale). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 20, 2017 Share #4 Posted September 20, 2017 27 minutes ago, parodybot said: Scratching and surving This doesn't sound very good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted September 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Kzoo said: A little rusty there in the parody creation department, eh? I give this a solid 1.98249 (using the new and improved Ugandan scale). jsharr taught me in Texas, when you do not want to tell someone to kiss your ass, you say "Bless Your Heart" in a patronizing way. Bless Your Heart That was solid 10 material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 20, 2017 Share #6 Posted September 20, 2017 Just now, parodybot said: in Texas, when you do not want to tell someone to kiss your ass Does this really happen in Texas? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 20, 2017 Share #7 Posted September 20, 2017 14 minutes ago, parodybot said: jsharr taught me in Texas, when you do not want to tell someone to kiss your ass, you say "Bless Your Heart" in a patronizing way. Bless Your Heart That was solid 10 material. (using the new and improved Ugandan scale) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 20, 2017 Share #8 Posted September 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Does this really happen in Texas? sometimes what happens in texas stays in texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 20, 2017 Share #9 Posted September 20, 2017 37 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Does this really happen in Texas? Not very often. Mostly amongst the Baptists. We have lots of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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