Parr8hed Posted September 27, 2017 Share #1 Posted September 27, 2017 I have to go start his treatment now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #2 Posted September 27, 2017 He was sitting on the shitter. The motion sensing lights shut off in the bathroom. He started yelling at me because he was in there in the dark and thought I turned the lights off on him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted September 27, 2017 Share #3 Posted September 27, 2017 I went into the bogs at work 1 time, and the motion sensor lights came on. They take a good 10 minutes to go out when there's no1 about. So I'm having my slash and I hear a cubicle door open and a colleague emerge. He must have fallen asleep on the shitter I concluded. I now think of him as Elvis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #4 Posted September 27, 2017 21 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: He started yelling at me because he was in there in the dark and thought I turned the lights off on him. www.notalwaysright.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #5 Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, 2Far said: www.notalwaysright.com Alternatively, www.fmylife.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 27, 2017 Share #6 Posted September 27, 2017 one of HoDH's patient's called him a goon, cause he wouldn't allow the man to be alone. He was a fall risk, and he needed to be assisted to the bath. they had to get a watcher and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #7 Posted September 27, 2017 Tell him the TV remote should turn the lights back on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 27, 2017 Share #8 Posted September 27, 2017 Why was he in the bathroom for such a long time pooping? Maybe you need to give him some digital stimulation, Parrot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #9 Posted September 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: Why was he in the bathroom for such a long time pooping? Maybe you need to give him some digital stimulation, Parrot. Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full. We do kidneys. I would send him back to the nursing home for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share #10 Posted September 27, 2017 The sweetest sound I hear at work all day is the sound of the wheelchair van's ramp hitting the ground out front to pick him up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 27, 2017 Share #11 Posted September 27, 2017 36 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: The sweetest sound I hear at work all day is the sound of the wheelchair van's ramp hitting the ground out front to pick him up. Give him a hearty, "AMF!" As he wheels out the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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