Square Wheels Posted September 29, 2017 Share #1 Posted September 29, 2017 I used to work with a woman here, and we'd give each other a ton of crap. She's since retired. One day she fell down her basement stairs, split her lip, banged up her knee, hit her head... I was laughing my butt off on the phone when she was telling me about it. Her slipper also fell off and landed really far from where she did. If you're like me (sorry if you are), you immediately thought of Eddie Murphy and Goonie Goo Goo. So that's what I started calling her, it was funny. She loved the attention. Now, there's another person here, and we too give each other a lot of crap. On Monday she fell up (yes up) the stairs and broke her elbow. I am not funny, nor creative. I need something to call her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 29, 2017 Share #2 Posted September 29, 2017 Life Alert? "I've fallen and I can't get up!" company. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 29, 2017 Share #3 Posted September 29, 2017 Just now, jsharr said: Life Alert? "I've fallen and I can't get up!" company. I vote for whatever Jsharr said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 29, 2017 Share #4 Posted September 29, 2017 And for the record @Square Wheels, you should stop making fun of people. It's not nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 29, 2017 Share #5 Posted September 29, 2017 Nurse AJ. This will deserve some bonus points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 29, 2017 Share #6 Posted September 29, 2017 sorry, but I see no humor in these scenarios. Funny is when someone falls and doesn't get hurt. Like my busted finger, this is not funny. it sucks to be broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 29, 2017 Share #7 Posted September 29, 2017 Nah I get it, me and my buddies would do the same. If you know the person well enough it's cool as they know you genuinely care about them. I'd go with something like "Newton" as she defied the laws of gravity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 29, 2017 Share #8 Posted September 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: sorry, but I see no humor in these scenarios. Funny is when someone falls and doesn't get hurt. Like my busted finger, this is not funny. it sucks to be broken. Yeah OK whatever "Lefty"! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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