I need help

[Square Wheels]

I used to work with a woman here, and we'd give each other a ton of crap.  She's since retired.  One day she fell down her basement stairs, split her lip, banged up her knee, hit her head...  I was laughing my butt off on the phone when she was telling me about it.  Her slipper also fell off and landed really far from where she did.

If you're like me (sorry if you are), you immediately thought of Eddie Murphy and Goonie Goo Goo.  So that's what I started calling her, it was funny.  She loved the attention.

Now, there's another person here, and we too give each other a lot of crap.  On Monday she fell up (yes up) the stairs and broke her elbow.

I am not funny, nor creative.  I need something to call her.  

[jsharr ★]

Life Alert?  "I've fallen and I can't get up!" company.

[Kzoo]

Just now, jsharr said:

Life Alert?  "I've fallen and I can't get up!" company.

I vote for whatever Jsharr said.

[Kzoo]

And for the record @Square Wheels, you should stop making fun of people.  It's not nice.

[maddmaxx ★]

Nurse AJ.

This will deserve some bonus points.

[Dirtyhip]

sorry, but I see no humor in these scenarios.

Funny is when someone falls and doesn't get hurt. 

Like my busted finger, this is not funny. it sucks to be broken.

[ChrisL]

Nah I get it, me and my buddies would do the same.  If you know the person well enough it's cool as they know you genuinely care about them.

I'd go with something like "Newton" as she defied the laws of gravity.

[ChrisL]

5 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said:

sorry, but I see no humor in these scenarios.

Funny is when someone falls and doesn't get hurt. 

Like my busted finger, this is not funny. it sucks to be broken.

Yeah OK whatever "Lefty"! ?