Randomguy Posted October 5, 2017 Share #1 Posted October 5, 2017 Something to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 5, 2017 Share #2 Posted October 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Something to think about... What is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted October 5, 2017 Share #3 Posted October 5, 2017 On you, absolutely, on me, no. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 5, 2017 Share #4 Posted October 5, 2017 we have no morals and to us cheating is fair play. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, donkpow said: What is? Something that you think about. I do. I think about a lot of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 5, 2017 Share #6 Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, Randomguy said: Something that you think about. I do. I think about a lot of stuff. Random stuff? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share #7 Posted October 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Chris... said: On you, absolutely, on me, no. Now why would you say that? You know your big-boobed floozy of a sex robot will be banging your brother when you visit England, that is almost assured. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share #8 Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, donkpow said: Random stuff? Is there any other kind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 5, 2017 Share #9 Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, donkpow said: Random stuff? that and guy stuff I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 5, 2017 Share #10 Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, Randomguy said: Is there any other kind? "Kind" of what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share #11 Posted October 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, parodybot said: we have no morals and to use cheating is fair play. When you fly, must a ticket be purchased for you? Do sex robots need underwear? What kind of maintenance do robots need if they have been ridden hard and put away wet? So many questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 5, 2017 Share #12 Posted October 5, 2017 Wait. I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 5, 2017 Share #13 Posted October 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: When you fly, must a ticket be purchased for you? Do sex robots need underwear? What kind of maintenance do robots need if they have been ridden hard and put away wet? So many questions! No, depends your fetish. A wipe down and dip in an oil bath. Watch Star Wars. Luke Skywalker shows how to clean a droid. Excellent documentary on droid / robot care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted October 5, 2017 Share #14 Posted October 5, 2017 Your sex robot will probably switch polarity 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 6, 2017 Share #15 Posted October 6, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted October 6, 2017 Share #16 Posted October 6, 2017 On 2017-10-05 at 10:40 AM, parodybot said: we have no morals and to us cheating is fair play. I heard jsharr replaced your hard drive with a floppy drive for just that reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 6, 2017 Share #17 Posted October 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, Longjohn said: That is Steve. He always was a bit of a lady's man. Always out at the club hitting on anything in a skirt. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 6, 2017 Share #18 Posted October 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, parodybot said: That is Steve. He always was a bit of a lady's man. Always out at the club hitting on anything in a skirt. The same Steve that was BP Bikes? I always thought he might be a bot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 6, 2017 Share #19 Posted October 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I heard jsharr replaced your hard drive with a floppy drive for just that reason. Actually he tried, but I kept showing him my flash drive and he gave up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 6, 2017 Share #20 Posted October 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Longjohn said: The same Steve that was BP Bikes? I always thought he might be a bot. Yeah, I think it is. Steve used to work at some sort of Organic Gardening forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 6, 2017 Share #21 Posted October 6, 2017 On 05/10/2017 at 3:40 PM, Randomguy said: Something that you think about. I do. I think about a lot of stuff. Is it better to think a little about a lot of stuff, or a lot about fewer stuffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 7, 2017 Share #22 Posted October 7, 2017 21 hours ago, pedalphile said: Is it better to think a little about a lot of stuff, or a lot about fewer stuffs? Probably. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted October 7, 2017 Share #23 Posted October 7, 2017 22 hours ago, pedalphile said: Is it better to think a little about a lot of stuff, or a lot about fewer stuffs? Yes, i’m becoming more focused in what I am thinking about these days. My direction seems to be directed not by chance or coincidence but by orchestration. All I have to do is go with the flow. It’s an interesting journey and I’m excited about where it is taking me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadiejorge Posted October 7, 2017 Share #24 Posted October 7, 2017 It depends if sex robots are programmed with artificial intelligence. Two possibilities: 1. If programmed with AI, the possibility of it assessing the individuals it engages with and making judgement in its own interests are highly probably. In that scenario it will likely cheat and/or eliminate the partner it deems redundant. 2. If not, sex robots will be glorified vibrators/artificial vaginas. OR: 3. When SkyNet takes over it reprograms the sex robots to kill us as part of it's robot army. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 7, 2017 Share #25 Posted October 7, 2017 3 hours ago, roadiejorge said: OR: 3. When SkyNet takes over it reprograms the sex robots to kill us as part of it's robot army. I think I might have to go into the robot insurance busyness.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadiejorge Posted October 7, 2017 Share #26 Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I think I might have to go into the robot insurance busyness.:) I'm already drawing up a business plan. I have to decide on where to outsource the work because I need it to be an all human endeavor. In order to remain in business after a robot driven apocalypse, it will be people we will rely on and basic means of computation. I've already started stockpiling abacuses and a secure location for paper records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 18, 2020 Share #27 Posted February 18, 2020 Bumper butt. Mudkipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted February 18, 2020 Share #28 Posted February 18, 2020 Think, kids. Not only would such a thing have at least partial AI, we would have had to build it so that it desired sex. That's kinda amazing. I think the OP may have accidentally lurched into discovering Turing Test 2.0, or something real close to it. And when she leaves you for Gyro Joe, you'll realise she was too good for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #29 Posted February 18, 2020 On 10/6/2017 at 10:47 AM, Wilbur said: I heard jsharr replaced your hard drive with a floppy drive for just that reason. Not a single like. Just wow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #30 Posted February 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Couch_Incident said: Bumper butt. Mudkipz Now this is the way to celebrate winning a new hippieless house! Well dredged! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #31 Posted February 18, 2020 47 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Not a single like. Just wow. There is an old addage in the computer world. Trash in, trash out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #32 Posted February 18, 2020 This thread is awesome sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #33 Posted February 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dottles said: This thread is awesome sauce. As I recall Parodybot was going by the name sex robot at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 18, 2020 Share #34 Posted February 18, 2020 A scientist warned that sex robots could cause psychological damage so be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 18, 2020 Share #35 Posted February 18, 2020 What right-minded female robot wouldn't prefer a male robot that can maintain an erection 24 hours a day, versus a male human who is likely to last for only about 5 minutes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #36 Posted February 18, 2020 29 minutes ago, jsharr said: As I recall Parodybot was going by the name sex robot at the time. ParodyBot has been on hiatus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #37 Posted February 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Dottles said: ParodyBot has been on hiatus. You are correct. So has Lake Superior, Sr. VP of the Western Region, Horny Aunt Airwick, Wonder Woman, and others I cannot remember any longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #38 Posted February 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dottles said: ParodyBot has been on hiatus. And Ty Coon and Steve Martin and AirVickwithCheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #39 Posted February 18, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: And Ty Coon and Steve Martin and AirVickwithCheese @JsharrsDisgruntledAunt?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #40 Posted February 18, 2020 Just now, Dottles said: @JsharrsDisgruntledAunt?? I think that may have been Cheese's work. Not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #41 Posted February 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: I think that may have been Cheese's work. Not sure. It was quality work @AirwickWithCheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 18, 2020 Share #42 Posted February 18, 2020 On 10/5/2017 at 7:37 AM, Randomguy said: Do you think sex robots would eventually cheat on you with other sex robots? Something to think about... ...you wouldn't need to worry about this if you were good in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #43 Posted February 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Page Turner said: ...you wouldn't need to worry about this if you were good in bed. Sex robots seldom use beds. They are kinky as all get out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 18, 2020 Share #44 Posted February 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, jsharr said: Sex robots seldom use beds. They are kinky as all get out. ...somewhere in this thread, there's a joke about hippies and sex robots forming itself, hoping to burst forth like an orgasm of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share #45 Posted February 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Mr. Silly said: A scientist warned that sex robots could cause psychological damage so be careful. That was silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 18, 2020 Share #46 Posted February 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: That was silly. You say that now but you'll be sorry when a sex robot leaves you sobbing on the floor in the fetal position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share #47 Posted February 18, 2020 Just now, Mr. Silly said: You say that now but you'll be sorry when a sex robot leaves you sobbing on the floor in the fetal position. I am not afraid of sex robots. I am the one who knocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted February 18, 2020 Share #48 Posted February 18, 2020 It's not an emotional thing for them, so as long as they have a good antivirus program installed, I wouldn't worry too much, Of course, if you set them up to do regular Auto Scans, they wouldn't need to go searching elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted February 18, 2020 Share #49 Posted February 18, 2020 25 minutes ago, 12string said: It's not an emotional thing for them, so as long as they have a good antivirus program installed, I wouldn't worry too much, Of course, if you set them up to do regular Auto Scans, they wouldn't need to go searching elsewhere. Not so sure about that. Looks to me like if you have an AI that could change partners looking for a better relationship, intimacy would have to be a component of that. I mean, this is all highly speculative, but the idea of some sort of emotion surfacing as an emergent property is intriguing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted February 18, 2020 Share #50 Posted February 18, 2020 When they get to the point where they have desires, they'll be thinking so far above us that we will become the equivalent of their sheep dogs who do the tedious stuff they can't do as easily. Unless, of course, we do the one thing that will save our primacy: we must become The Borg - though without a bee-like chain of command. Star Trek invented the Borg as part humanoid-part machine that threatened the galaxy. I think, in reality, WE will end up that way in order to survive the competition from robots. We've already got glasses, an Internet info and communication source, and often walk around with a smartphone in use. We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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