parodybot Posted October 5, 2017 Share #1 Posted October 5, 2017 Why do we put catsup on hotdogs? Hamburgers do not have any ham in them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Child Posted October 5, 2017 Share #2 Posted October 5, 2017 Why is bra singular and panties plural? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share #3 Posted October 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Voodoo Child said: Why is bra singular and panties plural? Exaclty! Why is it a pair of pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 5, 2017 Share #4 Posted October 5, 2017 Why is parodybot called parodybot when he can't create a parody? Yeah, I think of these things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, Kzoo said: Why is parodybot called parodybot when he can't create a parody? Yeah, I think of these things. I can create them, just not very good. I am the DeLorean of parody. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 5, 2017 Share #6 Posted October 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, parodybot said: Exaclty! Why is it a pair of pants? Duh, "The pieces were put on each leg separately and then wrapped and tied or belted at the waist (just like cowboys' chaps). The plural usage persisted out of habit even after the garments had become physically one piece." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 5, 2017 Share #7 Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, parodybot said: I can create them, just not very good. I am the DeLorean of parody. The DeLorean was a beautiful work of art in its time. You are no DeLorean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 5, 2017 Share #8 Posted October 5, 2017 I before e, except after c. Weird. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share #9 Posted October 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: The DeLorean was a beautiful work of art in its time. You are no DeLorean. My outer skin is stainless steel, I am under powered and my trunk is chock full of coke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted October 5, 2017 Share #10 Posted October 5, 2017 Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted October 5, 2017 Share #11 Posted October 5, 2017 43 minutes ago, parodybot said: Why do we put catsup on hotdogs? Hamburgers do not have any ham in them? You put ketchup on hot dogs? That is weird. Oh, Hamburgers were inspired by Hamburg and are made of ground round from Hamburg cows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 5, 2017 Share #12 Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Voodoo Child said: Why is bra singular and panties plural? 1 hour ago, parodybot said: Exaclty! Why is it a pair of pants? And if a pair of pants is the result of the two legs, then a bra should be a pair of bras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted October 5, 2017 Share #13 Posted October 5, 2017 Why do they call them apartments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 5, 2017 Share #14 Posted October 5, 2017 54 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: Why do they call them apartments? Or Why do they call them flats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 5, 2017 Share #15 Posted October 5, 2017 I really should take a cue from @Square Wheels and keep Pbot locked up in the basement like @Redfacedwalrus! I am sorry about this thread. I will ask @Wilbur to issue an apology, since this is his fault. He is busy now making up biographies for my dogs for @Randomguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted October 5, 2017 Share #16 Posted October 5, 2017 Why does sour cream have an expiry date? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 5, 2017 Share #17 Posted October 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zephyr said: Why does sour cream have an expiry date? So you will know when it has gone really bad, really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted October 5, 2017 Share #18 Posted October 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Zephyr said: Why does sour cream have an expiry date? How do you know when blue cheese has gone bad? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 5, 2017 Share #19 Posted October 5, 2017 3 hours ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: How do you know when blue cheese has gone bad? When it REALLY smells like old socks. I think so anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted October 5, 2017 Share #20 Posted October 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: When it REALLY smells like old socks. I think so anyway. I thought that's how you can tell it's ready to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 5, 2017 Share #21 Posted October 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Rattlecan said: I thought that's how you can tell it's ready to eat. To each his own. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted October 5, 2017 Share #22 Posted October 5, 2017 Why the Department of the Interior is all about the great outdoors? Cyclists clip into clip-less pedals? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 6, 2017 Share #23 Posted October 6, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Child Posted October 7, 2017 Share #24 Posted October 7, 2017 On 10/5/2017 at 12:00 PM, Rattlecan said: Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??? You had to ask; http://mentalfloss.com/article/59638/why-do-we-drive-parkways-and-park-driveways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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