JerrySTL ★ Posted October 10, 2017 Share #1 Posted October 10, 2017 I just noticed that Eldred Bird release a short story! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted October 11, 2017 Share #2 Posted October 11, 2017 I reviewed that short story here a few weeks ago. I need to go on Amazon and provide some expert reviews. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 11, 2017 Share #3 Posted October 11, 2017 35 minutes ago, Old#7 said: I reviewed that short story here a few weeks ago. I need to go on Amazon and provide some expert reviews. Ditto 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted October 11, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted October 11, 2017 I enjoyed reading it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted October 11, 2017 Share #5 Posted October 11, 2017 Thanks guys. That was a tough one to write. If anyone else would like to read it (and you don't want to pay 99 cents at Amazon), click here and sign up for my author newsletter to get a free download in the format of your choice (MOBI, PDF or EPUB). Or you could just search for the thread where I shared it with the group... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted October 11, 2017 Share #6 Posted October 11, 2017 11 hours ago, JerrySTL said: I just noticed that Eldred Bird release a short story! It won't be long now, and Eldred Bird will become famous for his work! Then everybody will start calling him Big Bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted October 11, 2017 Share #7 Posted October 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: It won't be long now, and Eldred Bird will become famous for his work! Then everybody will start calling him Big Bird. Yeah...I don't really see fame on my horizon any time soon, but as the standards seem to be getting lower (eg: Fifty Shades of Gray and crap like that) my odds are getting better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 11, 2017 Share #8 Posted October 11, 2017 9 hours ago, UglyBob said: Thanks guys. That was a tough one to write. If anyone else would like to read it (and you don't want to pay 99 cents at Amazon), click here and sign up for my author newsletter to get a free download in the format of your choice (MOBI, PDF or EPUB). Or you could just search for the thread where I shared it with the group... Look, I appreciate you have a job and all, but I need some doggie bios written STAT to get RG off my ass. If you have ever had RG on your ass, you would understand my urgency. Let me know if you need pics of the doggies or if you already have some. Rascal is a black daschsund with semi working rear legs and genitals. Romeo is a small brown mutt who is batshit crazy Remi is a big brown hound dog with gold eyes. He is very laid back, unless you eat his food. Please make them interesting. Remember that your target audience is RG so you need to make them weird and creepy as well. Here is a jumping off point for you. Please note that RG asked me to write those just what way and then waffled on his request. He is very wishy washy so be prepared to edit and re edit until you get them right. Oh, and congrats on the short story thingee. Neat o. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted October 11, 2017 Share #9 Posted October 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, jsharr said: Look, I appreciate you have a job and all, but I need some doggie bios written STAT to get RG off my ass. If you have ever had RG on your ass, you would understand my urgency. Let me know if you need pics of the doggies or if you already have some. Rascal is a black daschsund with semi working rear legs and genitals. Romeo is a small brown mutt who is batshit crazy Remi is a big brown hound dog with gold eyes. He is very laid back, unless you eat his food. Please make them interesting. Remember that your target audience is RG so you need to make them weird and creepy as well. Here is a jumping off point for you. Please note that RG asked me to write those just what way and then waffled on his request. He is very wishy washy so be prepared to edit and re edit until you get them right. Oh, and congrats on the short story thingee. Neat o. Doubt I can get to this before the weekend, but I'll give it a shot. Tell RG he can just grab his doodle and entertain himself in the meantime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 11, 2017 Share #10 Posted October 11, 2017 1 minute ago, UglyBob said: Doubt I can get to this before the weekend, but I'll give it a shot. Tell RG he can just grab his doodle and entertain himself in the meantime. He is already doing this, which is my prime reason for wanting him off my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted October 11, 2017 Share #11 Posted October 11, 2017 1 minute ago, jsharr said: He is already doing this, which is my prime reason for wanting him off my ass. I did NOT need that mental picture before breakfast. Thanks a lot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 11, 2017 Share #12 Posted October 11, 2017 Just now, UglyBob said: I did NOT need that mental picture before breakfast. Thanks a lot... Maybe it will help you come up with some ideas for the bios ( Romeo has been known to hump things like pillows, Rascals head, my boot, etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted October 11, 2017 Share #13 Posted October 11, 2017 Just now, jsharr said: Maybe it will help you come up with some ideas for the bios ( Romeo has been known to hump things like pillows, Rascals head, my boot, etc) With a name like Romeo, what did you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 11, 2017 Share #14 Posted October 11, 2017 1 minute ago, UglyBob said: With a name like Romeo, what did you expect? flowers or chocolate first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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