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1 minute ago, 2Far said:

  JSphahrt finally got around to going fishing this morning, but after a while he ran out of worms.

Then he saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Cottonmouth snake frog bait for fishing

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite him with the frog in his mouth, he grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in the bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

He grabbed his bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp, 
JSfartt released him into the lake without incident, and carried on fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on his foot.

There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

Why the hell are you feeling nudges on my foot.  PERVERT!

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1 minute ago, 2Far said:

Well, I heard you scream about the snake nudging your foot and it was more like feeling a disturbance in the Force rather than an actual sensation.

Next I bet you are gonna be slithering around my feet with a whole shit load of frogs in your mouth.

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4 minutes ago, jsharr said:

I will save the bourbon  for when you come fishing Parr8.

Why the F would I waste good bourbon or single malt on a cottonmouth or @2Far

FTR, @2Far brings his own single malts. To paraphrase a hero from my youth, Matt Paladin, "Have Scotch, Will Travel"

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