Randomguy Posted October 13, 2017 Share #1 Posted October 13, 2017 Well, it isn't, but so damn many of you do the trained seal routine and get hard-ons and lady hard-ons for some convoluted half-ass DNA flavor mutation schemed up by the indians and pilgrims and vikings and aliens in an orgy of dumbfuckery that is seldom seen outside of a Trump administration. It seems to get priests more excited than fresh altar boys, hookers more excited than getting new cfm's and a gram of premium blow, or the NRA when Obama tried but couldn't take their guns away from them. Blast away, boys, you earned it! This flavor is more overrated than that shitty tattoo you thought made you look sooooo edgy, the over-hopped beer that the self-important t-shirt wearing overweight guy with the white beard and birth-control glasses can't stop talking about, and bacon. Yes, I said bacon, get over it; you burn the shit out of it anyway, you bacon-burning pile of fetid ass-flesh. Speaking of ass-flesh, I can't wait for this to pass, then you can get back to picking at your scab-encrusted PRI sores and your Celine Dion songs that you listen to while you drink your Dunkin' Donuts coffee in your 2007 Toyota Corolla's, and just stop fucking oohing and aahing over a second-rate abortion of a flavor that exists because the marketing guys and you have nothing else to focus on. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal Posted October 13, 2017 Share #2 Posted October 13, 2017 Don't say that.....you are just giving the Pumpkin Spice pushers ideas.... I am with you...way over rated....although I do have a recipe for pumpkin snickerdoodles I will be trying... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted October 13, 2017 Share #3 Posted October 13, 2017 I was never into the Spice Girls... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted October 13, 2017 Just now, UglyBob said: I was never into the Spice Girls... Was Pumpkin Spice an official member? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted October 13, 2017 Share #5 Posted October 13, 2017 Just now, Randomguy said: Was Pumpkin Spice an official member? I believe she was replaced early on. She was the 'Pete Best' of the group. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 13, 2017 Share #6 Posted October 13, 2017 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 13, 2017 Share #7 Posted October 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Was Pumpkin Spice an official member? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #8 Posted October 13, 2017 Just now, parodybot said: Pumpkins are hard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted October 13, 2017 Share #9 Posted October 13, 2017 pumpkin spice is not a pumpkin. It's the god awful stuff they put in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 13, 2017 Share #10 Posted October 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, parodybot said: Nominated for bestest gif of the day!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #11 Posted October 13, 2017 I am shocked I am getting no likes for my nearly perfect very good Nate-style rant. Somebody pointed out (jsharrt) that I forgot to mention hippies. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted October 13, 2017 Share #12 Posted October 13, 2017 18 parts ground cinnamon 4 parts ground nutmeg 4 parts ground ginger 3 parts ground cloves 3 parts ground allspice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 13, 2017 Share #13 Posted October 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Nominated for bestest gif of the day!!! I was going to nominate that as POTD but since you put your stamp on it i'm a relegated to second your nomination. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 13, 2017 Share #14 Posted October 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: I was going to nominate that as POTD but since you put your stamp on it i'm a relegated to second your nomination. I am glad to see you do not discriminate against those you belittle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 13, 2017 Share #15 Posted October 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: I was going to nominate that as POTD but since you put your stamp on it i'm a relegated to second your nomination. I like the way the guy just smiles when the girl has just given herself a concussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #16 Posted October 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, Chris... said: 18 parts ground cinnamon 4 parts ground nutmeg 4 parts ground ginger 3 parts ground cloves 3 parts ground allspice Cloves are gross. And wtf is allspice, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 13, 2017 Share #17 Posted October 13, 2017 42 minutes ago, Randomguy said: the marketing guys and you have nothing else to focus on. I was in a large chain store the other day that already has their Christmas displays out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted October 13, 2017 Share #18 Posted October 13, 2017 29 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I am shocked I am getting no likes for my nearly perfect very good Nate-style rant. Somebody pointed out (jsharrt) that I forgot to mention hippies. Are you happy now, LikeWhore? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder Posted October 13, 2017 Share #19 Posted October 13, 2017 35 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I am shocked I am getting no likes for my nearly perfect very good Nate-style rant. Somebody pointed out (jsharrt) that I forgot to mention hippies. I thought maybe your real name was Scaramouchi (sp)!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder Posted October 13, 2017 Share #20 Posted October 13, 2017 19 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Cloves are gross. And wtf is allspice, anyway? Your are not suppose to eat the cloves!!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #21 Posted October 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Lake Superior said: Are you happy now, LikeWhore? Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #22 Posted October 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Road Runner said: I was in a large chain store the other day that already has their Christmas displays out. Should this be illegal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 13, 2017 Share #23 Posted October 13, 2017 56 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Cloves are gross. And wtf is allspice, anyway? Pimenta dioica berries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 13, 2017 Share #24 Posted October 13, 2017 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #25 Posted October 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Wilbur said: Pimenta dioica berries. Well, we should just call it that, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #26 Posted October 13, 2017 I saw this on bookface today: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 9, 2018 Author Share #27 Posted September 9, 2018 This dog knows that the only things in life worth stealing have no pumpkin spice to them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted September 9, 2018 Share #28 Posted September 9, 2018 I have been using one part Dunkin Donuts Pumpkin Spice coffee to three parts of regular for the last few months. It is just right, very subtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 9, 2018 Share #29 Posted September 9, 2018 This was an excellent thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted September 9, 2018 Share #30 Posted September 9, 2018 On 10/13/2017 at 11:10 AM, Randomguy said: If pumpkin spice were so fucking good It isn't. I enjoy a pumpkin spice pancake or waffle once in a while, but it really isn't that notable to get any special treatment. In a coffee, it is yucky. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 1, 2020 Author Share #31 Posted September 1, 2020 seasonal bump 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted September 1, 2020 Share #32 Posted September 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Randomguy said: seasonal bump Excellent use of recycled material! Like a turbocharger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 1, 2020 Share #33 Posted September 1, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted September 1, 2020 Share #34 Posted September 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, jsharr said: Peaches? Apricots? WTF am I looking at???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 1, 2020 Share #35 Posted September 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Peaches? Apricots? WTF am I looking at???? I am pretty sure that the pie is pumpkin spice pie.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted September 1, 2020 Share #36 Posted September 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: I am pretty sure that the pie is pumpkin spice pie.... You see a pumpkin in there? Have you seen a pumpkin in real life???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted September 1, 2020 Share #37 Posted September 1, 2020 On 10/13/2017 at 11:31 AM, Randomguy said: I am shocked I am getting no likes for my nearly perfect very good Nate-style rant. Somebody pointed out (jsharrt) that I forgot to mention hippies. Nate's rants were better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 1, 2020 Share #38 Posted September 1, 2020 On 10/13/2017 at 10:31 AM, Randomguy said: I am shocked I am getting no likes for my nearly perfect very good Nate-style rant. Somebody pointed out (jsharrt) that I forgot to mention hippies. You forgot to mention hippies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 1, 2020 Author Share #39 Posted September 1, 2020 46 minutes ago, jsharr said: You forgot to mention hippies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted September 1, 2020 Share #40 Posted September 1, 2020 It is. It’s called chai for the other ten months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 1, 2020 Share #41 Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, roadsue said: It is. It’s called chai for the other ten months. That is what the hippies call it I bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 1, 2020 Author Share #42 Posted September 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Grumpy said: Nate's rants were better. Ok, he had a way with rants. I wonder what he is up to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted September 1, 2020 Share #43 Posted September 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Ok, he had a way with rants. I wonder what he is up to? Fuming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 1, 2020 Share #44 Posted September 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Ok, he had a way with rants. I wonder what he is up to? I bet is a member at Hexagonal Wheels Cycling and he rants his ass off daily. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 1, 2020 Author Share #45 Posted September 1, 2020 31 minutes ago, roadsue said: Fuming. Yup, the libs want to burn the suburbs and radicalize the female undergarment arrangements that holds society together, and masks are the key to pull that whole mind-control thing off and control everything thing you do. That'd set anyone to fuming, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted September 1, 2020 Share #46 Posted September 1, 2020 55 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Yup, the libs want to burn the suburbs and radicalize the female undergarment arrangements that holds society together, and masks are the key to pull that whole mind-control thing off and control everything thing you do. That'd set anyone to fuming, right? Especially if my bic lighter stopped working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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