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Rant: If pumpkin spice were so fucking good, it would be around the whole damn year


Randomguy

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Well, it isn't, but so damn many of you do the trained seal routine and get hard-ons and lady hard-ons for some convoluted half-ass DNA flavor mutation schemed up by the indians and pilgrims and vikings and aliens in an orgy of dumbfuckery that is seldom seen outside of a Trump administration.  It seems to get priests more excited than fresh altar boys, hookers more excited than getting new cfm's and a gram of premium blow, or the NRA when Obama tried but couldn't take their guns away from them.  Blast away, boys, you earned it!

This flavor is more overrated than that shitty tattoo you thought made you look sooooo edgy, the over-hopped beer that the self-important t-shirt wearing overweight guy with the white beard and birth-control glasses can't stop talking about, and bacon.  Yes, I said bacon, get over it; you burn the shit out of it anyway, you bacon-burning pile of fetid ass-flesh.

Speaking of ass-flesh, I can't wait for this to pass, then you can get back to picking at your scab-encrusted PRI sores and your Celine Dion songs that you listen to while you drink your Dunkin' Donuts coffee in your 2007 Toyota Corolla's, and just stop fucking oohing and aahing over a second-rate abortion of a flavor that exists because the marketing guys and you have nothing else to focus on.

 

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31 minutes ago, roadsue said:

Fuming.

Yup, the libs want to burn the suburbs and radicalize the female undergarment arrangements that holds society together, and masks are the key to pull that whole mind-control thing off and control everything thing you do.  That'd set anyone to fuming, right?  ;)

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55 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

Yup, the libs want to burn the suburbs and radicalize the female undergarment arrangements that holds society together, and masks are the key to pull that whole mind-control thing off and control everything thing you do.  That'd set anyone to fuming, right?  ;)

Especially if my bic lighter stopped working. 

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