Road Runner Posted October 13, 2017 Share #1 Posted October 13, 2017 I was asked to join the anti-Wilbur conspiracy, but in spite of his recent crankiness and animosity toward many here, I declined. The pig is needed if we are ever going to get @AirwickWithCheeseto return. They are the Laurel and Hardy of the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 13, 2017 Share #2 Posted October 13, 2017 Lots or none at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack Posted October 13, 2017 Share #3 Posted October 13, 2017 Zero. It is widely considered that I am barely capable of managing my own affairs much less participating in forum chicanery and that if I was an active member of a conspiracy I would fuck up the whole exercise via an innocent act of buffoonery and incompetence. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted October 13, 2017 Sadly, I have been very involved in the "make fun of SW at every available opportunity" conspiracy. It has been fun but mostly unproductive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2017 Share #5 Posted October 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Old#7 said: Zero. It is widely considered that I am barely capable of managing my own affairs much less participating in forum chicanery and that if I was an active member of a conspiracy I would fuck up the whole exercise via an innocent act of buffoonery and incompetence. I create my own forum conspiracies publicly, it is more fun that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #6 Posted October 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I create my own forum conspiracies publicly, it is more fun that way. I suppose it might be possible to conspire in public, but that sort of defeats the whole purpose of a conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 13, 2017 Share #7 Posted October 13, 2017 Zero - I hate drama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted October 13, 2017 Share #8 Posted October 13, 2017 Zero because I am a habitual outsider. (i.e. No one ever asked me to join) Now I know why Mom was always so concerned with those early report card comments "Does not play well with others" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #9 Posted October 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Zephyr said: "Does not play well with others" Were you forced to play with yourself? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 13, 2017 Share #10 Posted October 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Zephyr said: Zero because I am a habitual outsider. (i.e. No one ever asked me to join) Now I know why Mom was always so concerned with those early report card comments "Does not play well with others" I didn't play well with others, either. You are in good company. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted October 13, 2017 Share #11 Posted October 13, 2017 How many conspiracies? Mmm Maybe 25.....or maybe 6.........probably only 4 though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 13, 2017 Share #12 Posted October 13, 2017 26 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: I didn't play well with others, either. You are in good company. So... you two can play apart, together? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 13, 2017 Share #13 Posted October 13, 2017 Just now, Wilbur said: So... you two can play apart, together? Yes, and we have cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 13, 2017 Share #14 Posted October 13, 2017 Just now, Dirtyhip said: Yes, and we have cookies. I would be jealous but they are probably chocolate chip or something ghastly like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 13, 2017 Share #15 Posted October 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I would be jealous but they are probably chocolate chip or something ghastly like that. What do you have against chocolate, freak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 13, 2017 Share #16 Posted October 13, 2017 Just now, Dirtyhip said: What do you have against chocolate, freak? It's true. I am the one person on earth that dislikes chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 13, 2017 Share #17 Posted October 13, 2017 Just now, Wilbur said: It's true. I am the one person on earth that dislikes chocolate. The feeling you get from eating choco is similar to that of sex and falling in love. It's scientifically proven to be almost orgasmic. Aww, you poor thing. To miss all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 13, 2017 Share #18 Posted October 13, 2017 Just now, Dirtyhip said: The feeling you get from eating choco is similar to that of sex and falling in love. It's scientifically proven to be almost orgasmic. Aww, you poor thing. To miss all that. No, I still get all that. I just don't eat chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 13, 2017 Share #19 Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: Sadly, I have been very involved in the "make fun of SW at every available opportunity" conspiracy. It has been fun but mostly unproductive. Aren't conspiracies generally kept hush hush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 13, 2017 Share #20 Posted October 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: Aren't conspiracies generally kept hush hush? No. We even advertise the ones against you online. You must have Adblock 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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