ChrisL Posted October 13, 2017 Share #1 Posted October 13, 2017 So going through security in Orlando I get behind this dude that is sweating profusely and smells like ass and BO. Two people behind him actually cut over lanes and I walked up and it hit me. As the line creeped up I stayed back creating a gap. This lady behind me who appeared to be in a rush asked me to move along and I said, why don't you go ahead of me. So she does, the smell hits her and she turns and gives me a panicked look. I just said I know right.... She created a bigger gap than I did which I thought funny. I'm glad he wasn't on my flight... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 13, 2017 Share #2 Posted October 13, 2017 That stupid lady is the star of this stale tale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 13, 2017 Share #3 Posted October 13, 2017 Some poor bastige sat next to him on the plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal Posted October 13, 2017 Share #4 Posted October 13, 2017 I encountered something similar....I am not sure what her country of origin was..but drenched in perfume ...exotic perfume..using the perfume to cover the unwashed smell...It was difficult to sit anywhere near the person in the waiting area.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 13, 2017 Share #5 Posted October 13, 2017 He is probably one of those damn yuppie anti vaxers taking it up a notch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted October 13, 2017 Share #6 Posted October 13, 2017 it was Wilbur, I would hate to be his co-pilot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far Posted October 13, 2017 Share #7 Posted October 13, 2017 That's why I carry ear plugs (because they conveniently fit in the nostrils as well). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share #8 Posted October 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, parodybot said: He is probably one of those damn yuppie anti vaxers taking it up a notch. He was actually a 20 something tech nerd. He pulled 3 different laptops out of his bag and several tablets too. Probably writing code for a month straight before getting on the flight, crapped his pants and didn't shower.... The kid was dressed in jeans and a t shirt, they appeared clean but damn the dude stunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far Posted October 13, 2017 Share #9 Posted October 13, 2017 Passenger Shaming 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 13, 2017 Share #10 Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, ChrisL said: So going through security in Orlando I get behind this dude that is sweating profusely and smells like ass and BO. Two people behind him actually cut over lanes and I walked up and it hit me. As the line creeped up I stayed back creating a gap. This lady behind me who appeared to be in a rush asked me to move along and I said, why don't you go ahead of me. So she does, the smell hits her and she turns and gives me a panicked look. I just said I know right.... She created a bigger gap than I did which I thought funny. I'm glad he wasn't on my flight... Jeeze, sorry already.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted October 13, 2017 Share #11 Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, ChrisL said: This lady behind me who appeared to be in a rush asked me to move along... She created a bigger gap than I did That would have been a great opportunity to ask her to move it along... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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