donkpow Posted October 17, 2017 Share #1 Posted October 17, 2017 Regale me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted October 17, 2017 Share #2 Posted October 17, 2017 He is an effin' flying pig for goodness sake! He wants to retire and live on a sailboat! He is from Canada, so he has really nice manners. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 17, 2017 Author Share #3 Posted October 17, 2017 Just now, jsharr said: He is from Canada, so he has really nice manners. How does he smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted October 17, 2017 Share #4 Posted October 17, 2017 Who doesn't like bacon? Or as they call it up north, back bacon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted October 17, 2017 Share #5 Posted October 17, 2017 1 minute ago, donkpow said: How does he smell? Like maple smoke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 17, 2017 Share #6 Posted October 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, donkpow said: Regale me. Sounds like you are trying to stir up trouble here. As a n00b, that's not your job. We have people here assigned to that task. BTW.... interesting question to ponder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 17, 2017 Share #7 Posted October 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, donkpow said: How does he smell? He's a pig. Through his snout, I suppose. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 17, 2017 Share #8 Posted October 17, 2017 Here is a recent photo of Wilbur. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted October 17, 2017 Share #9 Posted October 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Here is a recent photo of Wilbur. You really need to upgrade from the PlaySkool camera to something that takes real pictures. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jsharr Posted October 17, 2017 Popular Post Share #10 Posted October 17, 2017 Here is Wilbur at work and play. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 17, 2017 Share #11 Posted October 17, 2017 He has a dirigible at his disposal and enlivens my boring work day with tales of his travels. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted October 17, 2017 Share #12 Posted October 17, 2017 I will say though that he does have a bit of an inflated image of himself. He makes the cabin crew carry him from the cockpit to the lavatory. And like most flyboys, he is always chasing skirt, even when he should be working. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted October 17, 2017 Share #13 Posted October 17, 2017 45 minutes ago, donkpow said: Regale me. You can call him "Bill" if you like. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 17, 2017 Share #14 Posted October 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: You can call him "Bill" if you like. Tom NOT. It's Sir or Mr. Wilbur or Captain (with a stiff salute). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted October 17, 2017 Share #15 Posted October 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: NOT. It's Sir or Mr. Wilbur or Captain (with a stiff salute). Meh. He's "Bill" to me. Unless he is "Willy", but that's only if it rhymes with something in a post. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 17, 2017 Share #16 Posted October 17, 2017 1 hour ago, jsharr said: I will say though that he does have a bit of an inflated image of himself. He makes the cabin crew carry him from the cockpit to the lavatory I never knew Americans knew this word. Is it because you're Texican, are they different? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 17, 2017 Share #17 Posted October 17, 2017 32 minutes ago, pedalphile said: I never knew Americans knew this word. Is it because you're Texican, are they different? Yeah, jsharr and most Texicans are decidely "different"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted October 17, 2017 Share #18 Posted October 17, 2017 If Wilbur took on the RG month long challenge, would it then be 'pulled pork"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 17, 2017 Share #19 Posted October 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zephyr said: If Wilbur took on the RG month long challenge, would it then be 'pulled pork"?? Now you are conjuring up images that ought not be conjured up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 17, 2017 Share #20 Posted October 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Zephyr said: If Wilbur took on the RG month long challenge, would it then be 'pulled pork"?? What with the spirals and all, that would be hard on the little fellers wrists.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack Posted October 17, 2017 Share #21 Posted October 17, 2017 49 minutes ago, pedalphile said: I never knew Americans knew this word. Is it because you're Texican, are they different? Our dictionary is bigger than your dictionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 17, 2017 Share #22 Posted October 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Old#7 said: Our dictionary is bigger than your dictionary. Are you sure? They put a lot of extra letters in words. Seems like those would all add up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack Posted October 17, 2017 Share #23 Posted October 17, 2017 1 minute ago, parodybot said: Are you sure? They put a lot of extra letters in words. Seems like those would all add up. They follow grammar rules like a religion, we're more loosey-goosey and make up words every year. The English don't have "binge-watch", "Seussian" or "face-palm" in their dictionary. We make up words and add them every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 17, 2017 Share #24 Posted October 17, 2017 Just now, Old#7 said: They follow grammar rules like a religion, we're more loosey-goosey and make up words every year. The English don't have "binge-watch", "Seussian" or "face-palm" in their dictionary. We make up words and add them every year. So what you are saying is that we schralp a bit more with our grammar? Do they have "moran" in their dictionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 17, 2017 Share #25 Posted October 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, parodybot said: Do they have "moran" in their dictionary? Why would they have Jsharr in their dictionary? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack Posted October 17, 2017 Share #26 Posted October 17, 2017 Yes we are more schralpy with our language. Those morans don't recognize moran as a real word. Hence the statement that our dictionary is larger than their dictionary is correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted October 17, 2017 Share #27 Posted October 17, 2017 He can sing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted October 17, 2017 Share #28 Posted October 17, 2017 He baseloads the forum with drivel. Which is nice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 17, 2017 Share #29 Posted October 17, 2017 41 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: He baseloads the forum with drivel. Which is nice. I did invent drivel after all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 18, 2017 Share #30 Posted October 18, 2017 16 hours ago, Road Runner said: Why would they have Jsharr in their dictionary? You fellowes are confusing me, I thought 'bot was the moran around here? & sharr just the bean hating bass lover who uses a lavatory not a bathroom? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 19, 2017 Share #31 Posted October 19, 2017 On 10/17/2017 at 9:24 AM, jsharr said: I will say though that he does have a bit of an inflated image of himself. He makes the cabin crew carry him from the cockpit to the lavatory. And like most flyboys, he is always chasing skirt, even when he should be working. How did a brilliant post like this only get two likes? One really. my likes do not count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 19, 2017 Share #32 Posted October 19, 2017 Some of you people have it all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 19, 2017 Share #33 Posted October 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Some of you people have it all wrong. Just some? I thought we were better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted October 19, 2017 Share #34 Posted October 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Just some? I thought we were better than that. Some of the people can be wrong all of the time and all of the people can be wrong some of the time but all of the people can't be wrong all of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 19, 2017 Share #35 Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, maddmaxx said: but all of the people can't be wrong all of the time. Again, I thought you knew us better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted October 19, 2017 Share #36 Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, Kzoo said: Again, I thought you knew us better than that. I do but I was afraid I'd leave you behind if I posted all of it at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 19, 2017 Share #37 Posted October 19, 2017 1 minute ago, maddmaxx said: I do but I was afraid I'd leave you behind if I posted all of it at once. Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted October 19, 2017 Share #38 Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, Kzoo said: Huh? Damn, I was afraid that would happen. Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 19, 2017 Share #39 Posted October 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Damn, I was afraid that would happen. Never mind. Sure, that's easy enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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