TDMFSLB TMI

[jsharr]

Today, my farts smell like broccoli.  

Usually, I do not even notice them as they have no odor.  The only time I tend to notice the odor is if I have had eggs and I get that sulfur smell. Today they smell like brocolli, which is weirding me out a bit.

Can one of you stop by my office and bring a candle?

Feel free to chime in about your flatulence issues.

[Road Runner]

You should put beans in your chili.  

[pedalphile]

I do have to chime in. I have a lot of gas as you call it, we tend to say wind. I allus have done. And when I was a kid they stank something shocking. Nowadays though they never smell, or just rarely, a really mild hardly noticeable whiff. I suppose that's a good thing, but occasionally I regret that I can't creep people out with a real stinker.

In other news, I am still having broccoli for dinner (it's calabrese actually, but I know what he meant).

[donkpow]

This thread stinks.

[Kzoo]

Was there a question in there somewhere?

 

[pedalphile]

11 minutes ago, donkpow said:

This thread stinks.

It's good, but this thread really needs the monkey sniffing its own ass & falling out the tree.

[Zephyr]

Mine smells like a light spring breeze after a warm rain, with just a hint of lavender. 

[jsharr]

21 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

Was there a question in there somewhere?

 

Does your shit stink?

[Kzoo]

24 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Does your shit stink?

No my poop doesn't stink..

[2Far]

2 hours ago, jsharr said:

Usually, I do not even notice them as they have no odor.

Yeah, while your at it, put a new battery in the smoke detector, too.

[Longjohn]

The man tells the doctor he has been passing gas something fierce but it doesn’t smell bad. Just then he lets one go. The doctor says “so I see” and he goes over and gets a long cotton swab out of a jar. The man asks the doctor if he is going to stick that up his butt. The doctor says no, I’m going to clean out your nose.