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with apologies to Loudon Wainwright.........

Actually, the doctor said pretty much nothing.  

It's been about 8 years, so in for my annual physical.  I wrote my name and birthdate about 200 times on papers I didn't read, stared at a pile of old magazines I didn't want to read, then got numbers for height, weight, blood pressure, heartrate that were pretty much the same numbers I get every time I donate blood.  Either the my brain hasn't fallen out or the doctor was very good at masking her surprise while shining that light in my ear.  Answered a couple questions that I already answered on all those papers, and answered for the nurse.  Proclaimed healthy.

Glad I didn't have to pay for that.

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I am glad this doesn't apply to you! :D

Well I went to the doctor, I said "I'm feelin' kinda rough"
"Let me break it to you son - your shit's fucked up"
I said "My shit's fucked up?  Well I don't see how"
He said "Your shit that used to work won't work now"

 

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46 minutes ago, maddmaxx said:

Would you have been happier if the doc told you that you were sick?

I would have preferred something a little more intense that made me feel like the expertise of a doctor was required.  I know, I watch TV, I'm the one who is supposed to tell the doctor if I'm having mild to severe joint pain now.  And I do have to go back and give up enough blood for a Transylvanian Potluck and find someone to stick a camera up my butt.  I just think it was kind of a waste of my and the doctor's time, it was a rather incomplete physical exam.

Whatever, my employer is giving me $100 bucks and reducing my insurance payments $800 for that wasted hour.

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2 hours ago, TrentonMakes said:

I am glad this doesn't apply to you! :D

Well I went to the doctor, I said "I'm feelin' kinda rough"
"Let me break it to you son - your shit's fucked up"
I said "My shit's fucked up?  Well I don't see how"
He said "Your shit that used to work won't work now"

 

Warren is the Man!

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