Razors Edge ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Share #1 Posted October 26, 2017 Can anyone explain this monstrosity? Sure, zombies jumped the shark long ago, and sugar bombs are just as awful, but how does Starbucks think this makes sense???? Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share #2 Posted October 26, 2017 Keep in mind, this follows on the D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G Unicorn a while back: Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 26, 2017 Share #3 Posted October 26, 2017 I'll take a large black coffee...not venti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted October 26, 2017 1 minute ago, bikeman564™ said: I'll take a large black coffee...not venti So, you want a grande? That's never enough for me. Better bang for your buck in the venti, but you all know I'm cheap. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted October 26, 2017 Share #5 Posted October 26, 2017 They are catering to self important millenials. This will sell like Viagra at an old folks home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Share #6 Posted October 26, 2017 Yuck, gotta be 3k calories in a drink like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share #7 Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, 2Far said: Yuck, gotta be 3k calories in a drink like that. It's the SUGAR. And the food coloring. BLECH! Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 26, 2017 Share #8 Posted October 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: So, you want a grande? That's never enough for me. Better bang for your buck in the venti, but you all know I'm cheap. Tom no gdit, I want a large 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 26, 2017 Share #9 Posted October 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Razors Edge said: how does Starbucks think this makes sense???? They get you talking about Starbucks, so it has already worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share #10 Posted October 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: They get you talking about Starbucks, so it has already worked. I love talking about Starbucks, but I would prefer talking about coffee, not sugary swill. Tom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 26, 2017 Share #11 Posted October 26, 2017 26 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I love talking about Starbucks, but I would prefer talking about coffee, not sugary swill. Tom and real sizes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share #12 Posted October 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: and real sizes Like venti? I like that size. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 26, 2017 Share #13 Posted October 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Like venti? I like that size. Tom I know small, med, large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share #14 Posted October 26, 2017 Is a large 20 ounces? Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 26, 2017 Share #15 Posted October 26, 2017 Simple solution, drink tea. We're not such a pretentious bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share #16 Posted October 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Simple solution, drink tea. We're not such a pretentious bunch. No money in that! On July 27, 2017, Starbucks announced it would close all 379 Teavana stores by 2018, partly due to underperformance. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Share #17 Posted October 26, 2017 Adult version of this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted October 26, 2017 Share #18 Posted October 26, 2017 My glucose levels went up just looking at it. I'll just have plan black coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted October 26, 2017 Share #19 Posted October 26, 2017 8 hours ago, Razors Edge said: Can anyone explain this monstrosity? Sure, zombies jumped the shark long ago, and sugar bombs are just as awful, but how does Starbucks think this makes sense???? Tom Sense? Cents are was Starbucks thinks about. Dollars too. Someone will buy them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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