Randomguy Posted November 17, 2017 Share #1 Posted November 17, 2017 I have eaten much junk, and now am in the hot tub. Will I die? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share #2 Posted November 17, 2017 I am also drinking Lipton tea from a cup fashioned from a cat’s skull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted November 17, 2017 Share #3 Posted November 17, 2017 Your demise will happen sooner, if you never get out of the hot tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted November 17, 2017 Ok, not out of a cat’s skull. I lied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted November 17, 2017 Just now, Dirtyhip said: Your demise will happen sooner, if you never get out of the hot tub. First my skin will soften and begin to slough off as I sit in a pool of urine and shart soup (I am not leaving this tub-the world is a cold unfeeling place and it is warm here). As I begin to starve and dehydrate, ravens will come for my eyes and lips. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share #6 Posted November 17, 2017 As I slide into the water when I can no longer sit up, I will begin to bloat and float. Now the ravens will go after my manly bits. Not the male ravens, though, they have assured me that they aren’t like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted November 17, 2017 Share #7 Posted November 17, 2017 17 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Will I die? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share #8 Posted November 17, 2017 I might have to get out, I don’t trust these ravens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted November 17, 2017 Share #9 Posted November 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I might have to get out, I don’t trust these ravens. Go for a run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 17, 2017 Share #10 Posted November 17, 2017 28 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I have eaten much junk, and now am in the hot tub. Will I die? Are you suggesting I should also play the PowerBall today????? Damn! I gotta run out to the 7-11 just on the off chance that today is my lucky day! Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 17, 2017 Share #11 Posted November 17, 2017 Maybe if you get the water hot enough, all the fat will melt out of your body,sort of like when you boil a chicken? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share #12 Posted November 17, 2017 30 minutes ago, jsharr said: Maybe if you get the water hot enough, all the fat will melt out of your body,sort of like when you boil a chicken? I would like that very much, but it appears the opposite is more true. I am out of the hot tub. I really like that cat cup. Is catsup made out of cats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted November 17, 2017 Share #13 Posted November 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: I would like that very much, but it appears the opposite is more true. I am out of the hot tub. I really like that cat cup. Is catsup made out of cats? Mine is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted November 26, 2017 Share #14 Posted November 26, 2017 My son bought a big bag of kettle corn at the track and I ate way too much of it on the drive home. Diet was othwrwisegood yeaterday. My blood glucose was 60 points higher than the day before.... Back on track today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted November 26, 2017 Share #15 Posted November 26, 2017 On 11/17/2017 at 12:30 PM, Randomguy said: I might have to get out, I don’t trust these ravens. I don’t trust anyone from the AFC North Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 26, 2017 Share #16 Posted November 26, 2017 On 11/17/2017 at 1:05 PM, Randomguy said: p. Is catsup made out of cats? No Kung Pao Chicken is made out of cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 26, 2017 Share #17 Posted November 26, 2017 1 hour ago, BuffJim said: I don’t trust anyone from the AFC North That’s not lack of trust I smell. That’s fear. #herewegosteelers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted November 26, 2017 Share #18 Posted November 26, 2017 You must get out and live, otherwise who will help Petite move all those boxes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 27, 2017 Share #19 Posted November 27, 2017 On 11/17/2017 at 12:04 PM, Randomguy said: I have eaten much junk, and now am in the hot tub. Will I die? I just read shootingstar's post, and I am now convinced the answer is "No". Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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