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Which retail place is the best?


BuffJim

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42 minutes ago, BuffJim said:

Please settle a bet for me:

Family Dollar, Dollar General or Everything’s a Dollar?

Hmm, here goes...

The name "Family Dollar" is clearly trying to fool you into thinking more kindly of them because they have the word "family" in the name, so scratch those bastards off the list.  Anytime, and I mean ANYTIME, someone is yammering about family or trying to tie into that sentiment, they are repressed gay bestiality practitioners who think about anything but family.  

"Dollar General" is allied with the whole military industrial complex, evoking military terms to have you feel all patriotic towards them in a similar repressed gay bestiality way.

"Everything's a Dollar"?  Is everything a dollar?  I suspect not, they have ensnared you in a web of lies.  No, you are supporting horrible people every time you purchase from any of them.  In fact, if I were you, I would never buy anything from any store ever again.  The end.

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5 hours ago, Wilbur said:

Dollar stores are the new Walmart.  Go figure, reinventing the wheel. 

I don’t think I have ever been in a dollar store. The little town I grew up in( picture Hooterville on Green Acres) now has a dollar store. 

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