Randomguy Posted November 21, 2017 Share #1 Posted November 21, 2017 Of course I am talking to the ladies here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share #2 Posted November 21, 2017 I am not worried at all, nobody is going to accuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #3 Posted November 21, 2017 As oppose to appropriate lewdness? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #4 Posted November 21, 2017 The Victoria Secrets runway show in Shanghai was appropriately lewd. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted November 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: As oppose to appropriate lewdness? Good point, where is the line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 21, 2017 Share #6 Posted November 21, 2017 I've been inappropriately rude, but not inappropriately lewd. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #7 Posted November 21, 2017 How about inappropriately rude, nude, and in the mood? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #8 Posted November 21, 2017 Just tonight, Wo2 asked if I could kiss her without copping a feel. I said nope. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted November 21, 2017 Share #9 Posted November 21, 2017 Most of the females in this forum have laughed at my lewd jokes. I mean, I haven't told them while in a bathrobe in a hotel room asking for a massage or anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share #10 Posted November 21, 2017 32 minutes ago, Honey Badger said: Most of the females in this forum have laughed at my lewd jokes. I mean, I haven't told them while in a bathrobe in a hotel room asking for a massage or anything... Not yet, anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #11 Posted November 21, 2017 I was investigated for grabbing a 15 year old's breasts when I was a teacher/softball coach. When I was coaching high school varsity softball around 1990, we had a girl, a Sophomore, who could windmill pitch very fast but was also very wild. My assistant coach and I decided she would benefit by being demoted to the JV team, whose coach had coached her in rec leagues and was good with pitchers, and she would get a lot of innings of experience instead of sitting mostly on the bench behind the two ace pitchers on the varsity team - one got a full scholarship to Stetson Univ. in Florida the next year and the other got a scholarship the following year to local UMBC, where she became a Division I All American in her Sophomore year. So our demoted girl wasn't going to get much of a chance to pitch if we kept her on varsity! But when I took her aside and told her she'd be on JV from then on, she went ballistic. I was standing with my hands on the chain-link fencing of the home-plate backstop, stretching my previously operated-on Achilles tendons that would bother me a little until I took up cycling a couple decades later. She screamed at me for not being a good coach, having no heart, etc. and stormed away, heading for the gym. Some minutes later, our Athletic Director walked down to our practice field and said, "We've got a problem." The girl claimed I had grabbed her by the breasts and threw her down to the ground. Her parents, her father was an Army Colonel working at the Pentagon, showed up and believed her unconditionally and wanted me fired. The girls on the team were interviewed and said I never touched her. But the Colonel apparently had some influence with the Board of Education and I soon found myself being investigated. Our Principal said, "Mickey, this is so ridiculous I'm going to call Social Services because I want them to look into and declare it too ridiculous for them to bother with." He did and Social Services said they refused to investigate such a ridiculous thing further. But the parents persisted, so we played a game for a couple months of meetings of the parents, Principal, Board of Ed Representative, Union legal Representative, and me. The asshole from the Board of Ed apparently had orders to not disappoint the Colonel, so each meeting ended with an agreement to a further meeting as "evidence" was gathered. Finally, one of my varsity girls mother walked up to me and said, "That SOB Colonel is telling people you look up the girls shorts as they're stretching before practice. A few of us are prepared to testify he said that and that you do NOT do that." I had been polite at every turn, but at the next meeting, I pointed at the Colonel and said to the Board of Ed Rep, "This character is going around slandering me by saying I look up the girls shorts while they stretch. I have parents who will testify to his lies and that I don't. Since I am the board's employee, what action are YOU going to take against this man for slandering me, your employee?" The Board Rep stuttered and was at a complete loss of what to say. So I said, looking at the Board Rep, "Well, I guess I'm going need a lawyer and go after the Board and this man (our Union Rep nodded in agreement) and, if that's what I have to do, you know to whom the Board will place ALL the blame, don't you?" The meeting quickly came to an end. The next day I was informed by our Principal the parents had dropped their complaint. I suggested that I should go to the union for legal advice about suing the Board for not going after the Colonel for slandering their employee. The Principal told me the most likely outcome would be that I would make enemies with people at the Board of Ed and achieve no personal gain. So I dropped it. But I sure learned the truth of the saying, "The squeaky wheel gets the grease." The next school year, I was worried about what would happen when the girl came out for varsity softball again. But one of my gifted and talented chemistry students, Ken, knocked her up over the summer. You don't know how much I wanted to buy him a present for doing that! The Colonel had his daughter home schooled and that was the end of her softball career! 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #12 Posted November 21, 2017 I’m glad this story had a happy ending. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #13 Posted November 21, 2017 Along the same lines as the above story, teachers, at least at the high school where womaxx works, have to be extremely careful around female students as improper claims as a form of revenge are unfortunately not beyond the grasp of some high school students. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #14 Posted November 21, 2017 10 hours ago, 2Far said: Just tonight, Wo2 asked if I could kiss her without copping a feel. I said nope. when kissing bike club chick I feel her ass 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted November 21, 2017 Share #15 Posted November 21, 2017 @MickinMD that's a horrible story. One accusation can really doom someone that is innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #16 Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Parr8hed said: @MickinMD that's a horrible story. One accusation can really doom someone that is innocent. It's going to be a balancing act going forward. On one hand, it's about time that women got a stronger voice in unacceptable behavior. On the other, the world of fake news is a very dangerous place. At present I'm very pleased about the former but a little nervous about what I imagine might be coming. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share #17 Posted November 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Longjohn said: I’m glad this story had a happy ending. I am worried that more people are going to get fingered for this kind of behavior going forward. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share #18 Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, bikeman564™ said: when kissing bike club chick I feel her ass Is she pressing charges? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #19 Posted November 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, Bubonic Plague said: Is she pressing charges? don't think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted November 21, 2017 Share #20 Posted November 21, 2017 I got in major trouble for shoving my hand up the chute of a soft drink vending machine at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #21 Posted November 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, parodybot said: I got in major trouble for shoving my hand up the chute of a soft drink vending machine at work. was it this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted November 21, 2017 Share #22 Posted November 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: was it this one? No, it was his sister. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted November 21, 2017 Share #23 Posted November 21, 2017 This is going to completely ruin the "That's what she said" joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 21, 2017 Share #24 Posted November 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Parr8hed said: This is going to completely ruin the "That's what she said" joke. Not really. you: "you have a tiny dick!" me: "that's what she said" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted November 21, 2017 Share #25 Posted November 21, 2017 19 hours ago, Randomguy said: Not yet, anyway. Well, I do take requests. (...but not from you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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