12string Posted November 22, 2017 Share #1 Posted November 22, 2017 The earth's rotation is slowing. More earthquakes on the way! https://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2017/11/20/earths-rotation-is-mysteriously-slowing-down-experts-predict-uptick-in-2018-earthquakes/#3e3823be6f24 The upside to this is that I should see my riding speed increase when heading east. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 22, 2017 Share #2 Posted November 22, 2017 I just can't see that mattering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 22, 2017 Share #3 Posted November 22, 2017 1 minute ago, maddmaxx said: I just can't see that mattering. Well, since it will be god causing the mayhem, destruction, and death (instead of man), it will be a unifying good thing to rally around and rejoice about! Take that, fake Climate Change! Tom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted November 22, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted November 22, 2017 It might not be God, it could be aliens who misunderstood our binary codes and got really mad at us for calling them names so they flew their spaceships around the equator backwards really fast. Sorry if that explanation was too scientific, I'm not sure there's another way to say it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 22, 2017 Share #5 Posted November 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, 12string said: It might not be God, it could be aliens who misunderstood our binary codes and got really mad at us for calling them names so they flew their spaceships around the equator backwards really fast. Sorry if that explanation was too scientific, I'm not sure there's another way to say it. Uh, that technique reverses time! It doesn't slow the Earth's rotation in the traditional sense. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted November 22, 2017 Author Share #6 Posted November 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: Uh, that technique reverses time! It doesn't slow the Earth's rotation in the traditional sense. Tom <sigh>I knew it would be too scientific for some people.</sigh> You are thinking of Superman. Sorry to crush your dreams, but Superman was a fictional character. This is science. Not your fault, they don't often teach Geostrology in schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted November 22, 2017 Share #7 Posted November 22, 2017 This is obviously due to Superman getting drunk and pranking us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 22, 2017 Share #8 Posted November 22, 2017 1 minute ago, 12string said: <sigh>I knew it would be too scientific for some people.</sigh> You are thinking of Superman. Sorry to crush your dreams, but Superman was a fictional character. This is science. Not your fault, they don't often teach Geostrology in schools. Says YOU! I doubt you can prove that he was fictional. Only that you think he is fictional. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted November 22, 2017 Share #9 Posted November 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: Says YOU! I doubt you can prove that he was fictional. Only that you think he is fictional. Tom He is every bit as real as me or jsharr! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted November 22, 2017 Author Share #10 Posted November 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: Says YOU! I doubt you can prove that he was fictional. Only that you think he is fictional. Tom I think, therefore I am right. See, I'm also an expert in Philiesophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 22, 2017 Share #11 Posted November 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, 12string said: Not your fault, they don't often teach Geostrology in schools. @Razors Edge said he takes Tums for that condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 23, 2017 Share #12 Posted November 23, 2017 I suspect The Fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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