20 Shittiest Christmas Songs Ever

[jsharr ★]

I had never even heard of most of these.

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/a40717/worst-christmas-songs/

[Razors Edge ★]

Santa Baby at #1!

Tom

[team scooter]

Why isn't George Michael's 'Last Christmas' or Mariah Carey's 'All I want for Christmas' on this list. 

[2Far ★]

No "Santa Cleese with the bony knees" by Cheech & Chong???

[TrentonMakes]

I have often said that "Wonderful Christmastime" is the worst, but like I said in the other thread, its redeeming quality is a somewhat wholesome Christmas message.  That still doesn't mean I ever want to hear it again.

In addition to "Wonderful" and "Santa Baby", some of the Christmas songs that have me running to change the station are:

"Christmas Rapping" - Waitresses (this is nails on a chalkboard to me)
"Dominic The Donkey" - Lou Monte (I probably would feel differently if I grew up with it)
"Grandma... Run Over" - whoever that was
"Feliz Navidad" - Jose F. ("what if I just say Merry Christmas, in two languages, a hundred times?")

And there should be a special place in hell for anyone who records an instrumental version (all twelve verses) of the Twelve Days Of Christmas.

I used to like the Band Aid song..... somehow it took me a long time to realize its message seems to be "you better be glad you're not these sad sacks in Africa". 'Tonight thank God it's them instead of you' - hell, maybe that's worse than "Santa Baby".

 

[Rattlecan ★]

Pretty sure Johnny Bower's Christmas song should be on that list.Good thing he didn't have to make a living as a singer.