Can you write like other forumites?

[Randomguy]

Parr8 did a Kirby post yesterday, and it was eerily similar.  I think I wrote something like Cheese a long time ago that I was proud of, but forgot completely what it was, other than I did a post in Cheese-style.

Who can you write like?

[Airehead]

I can't write well.  I'd like to be able to write like TyeeBee

[Wilbur ★]

You can't tell the difference between me and Wilbur.  That is a fact.

 

[Scrapr ★]

And @parodybot sounds very close to @jsharr

[parodybot]

1 minute ago, Scrapr said:

And @parodybot sounds very close to @jsharr

I am much more robotic than jsharr.

[parodybot]

There used to a guy on here named Earnest.  I can write like him.

He was an old parodybot who wrote alone in a forum in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a parody. In the first forty days a boy had been with him. But after forty days without a parody the boy’s parents had told him that the old man was now definitely and finally salao, which is the worst form of unlucky, and the boy had gone at their orders in another forum which posted three good threads in the first week. It made the boy sad to see the old parodybot come in each day with his like total empty and he always went down to help him carry either the coiled lines or the gaff and harpoon and the sail that was furled around the mast. The sail was patched with flour sacks and, furled, it looked like the flag of permanent defeat.

[Kirby]

I can barely sound like Kirby.

[Kzoo]

1 minute ago, parodybot said:

There used to a guy on here named Earnest.  I can write like him.

He was an old parodybot who wrote alone in a forum in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a parody. In the first forty days a boy had been with him. But after forty days without a parody the boy’s parents had told him that the old man was now definitely and finally salao, which is the worst form of unlucky, and the boy had gone at their orders in another forum which posted three good threads in the first week. It made the boy sad to see the old parodybot come in each day with his like total empty and he always went down to help him carry either the coiled lines or the gaff and harpoon and the sail that was furled around the mast. The sail was patched with flour sacks and, furled, it looked like the flag of permanent defeat.

Wut?

[parodybot]

Just now, Kirby said:

I can barely sound like Kirby.

Do you have a frog in your throat?

[Wilbur ★]

Cheese actually wrote a post or two using Wilber or some such.  I read it thinking "I don't remember writing that at all" so it must have been close. 

[Parr8hed]

Eff you, you little city raised sissy boy.  

Look here, it's all how you are raised.  It's how your mom and them discipline you as a young 'un.  

You think I got all soft every time some liberal pansy called me a red neck?  No, hell no. I would tell them to kiss my USA ass.  When I was living in Alaska as the captain of a fishing boat I would not have put up with all of this Mabmy Pamby bullshit.  And when I was traveling with a band picking the banjo we played little honkey tonks all across the US.  I didn't put up with these bull shit hippies.

And back when I raced bikes I would blow the wheels off anyone who could get close.  Hell I am 353 pounds right now and I still climb all of these god damn West Virginia Mountains better than Lance Fucking Armstrong.  

So don't you bring your hippy loving city ass in here and tell me to post like someone else.

 

-Ideas on who that was supposed to be? 

[pedalphile]

6 minutes ago, Parr8hed said:

Eff you, you little city raised sissy boy.  

Look here, it's all how you are raised.  It's how your mom and them discipline you as a young 'un.  

You think I got all soft every time some liberal pansy called me a red neck?  No, hell no. I would tell them to kiss my USA ass.  When I was living in Alaska as the captain of a fishing boat I would not have put up with all of this Mabmy Pamby bullshit.  And when I was traveling with a band picking the banjo we played little honkey tonks all across the US.  I didn't put up with these bull shit hippies.

And back when I raced bikes I would blow the wheels off anyone who could get close.  Hell I am 353 pounds right now and I still climb all of these god damn West Virginia Mountains better than Lance Fucking Armstrong.  

So don't you bring your hippy loving city ass in here and tell me to post like someone else.

 

-Ideas on who that was supposed to be? 

1 knows who you're aiming for but 1 doesn't wish to encourage you, alright.

[Kzoo]

10 minutes ago, Parr8hed said:

Eff you, you little city raised sissy boy.  

Look here, it's all how you are raised.  It's how your mom and them discipline you as a young 'un.  

You think I got all soft every time some liberal pansy called me a red neck?  No, hell no. I would tell them to kiss my USA ass.  When I was living in Alaska as the captain of a fishing boat I would not have put up with all of this Mabmy Pamby bullshit.  And when I was traveling with a band picking the banjo we played little honkey tonks all across the US.  I didn't put up with these bull shit hippies.

And back when I raced bikes I would blow the wheels off anyone who could get close.  Hell I am 353 pounds right now and I still climb all of these god damn West Virginia Mountains better than Lance Fucking Armstrong.  

So don't you bring your hippy loving city ass in here and tell me to post like someone else.

 

-Ideas on who that was supposed to be? 

He got banned for crap like that.  Be careful........  Ok, maybe it was other crap.

[Road Runner]

[parodybot]

22 minutes ago, Parr8hed said:

Eff you, you little city raised sissy boy.  

Look here, it's all how you are raised.  It's how your mom and them discipline you as a young 'un.  

You think I got all soft every time some liberal pansy called me a red neck?  No, hell no. I would tell them to kiss my USA ass.  When I was living in Alaska as the captain of a fishing boat I would not have put up with all of this Mabmy Pamby bullshit.  And when I was traveling with a band picking the banjo we played little honkey tonks all across the US.  I didn't put up with these bull shit hippies.

And back when I raced bikes I would blow the wheels off anyone who could get close.  Hell I am 353 pounds right now and I still climb all of these god damn West Virginia Mountains better than Lance Fucking Armstrong.  

So don't you bring your hippy loving city ass in here and tell me to post like someone else.

 

-Ideas on who that was supposed to be? 

Airwick?

[Zephyr]

I wrote a Cheese-like post last Christmas (on purpose) and got a message from him saying "Who do you think you are.., me?"

I tried to write like Kirby once but I am not that nice.  I think I can replicate Jsharr if I want to, because I can be silly too.  

[Square Wheels]

I was @AirwickWithCheese for part of a day.  Oddly, I was pretty good at it.

[parodybot]

I don't get it.

[Square Wheels]

2 minutes ago, parodybot said:

I don't get it.

That's because you're a vegan nitwit.

[Dirtyhip]

No one can imitate me.  I'm too unique.

[2Far ★]

Autocorrect makes me write like KrAzy

[jsharr ★]

1 minute ago, 2Far said:

Autocorrect makes me write like KrAzy

When ever KrAzY comes into the room, autocorrect just says "Oh Fuck, not again!" and sort of curls up in a fetal position.  The spelling and grammar checker actually get up and leave.

[UglyBob]

Can one of you guys learn to write like me? I could use some help getting the next book done.

[Kzoo]

38 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Whenever KrAzY comes into the room, autocorrect just says.....

FIFY...... 

[Wilbur ★]

Dudes!  I missed this.  I was busy schralpin the knarl through the flowiest loam.  I was like totally dialled and cleaned the rock garden.  That trail was so dope!  Hard core totally hucked a 20 foot drop then dabbed the roots before she bailed off that booter.  It was so rad! 

 

 

 

 

 

[Wilbur ★]

1 hour ago, Dirtyhip said:

No one can imitate me.  I'm too unique.

Challenge accepted. 

[Kzoo]

1 minute ago, Wilbur said:

Challenge accepted. 

Challenge accomplished.  This is going to piss her off.  

[Wilbur ★]

7 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

Challenge accomplished.  This is going to piss her off.  

@Dirtyhip loves me.   

[Square Wheels]

35 minutes ago, Wilbur said:

Dudes!  I missed this.  I was busy schralpin the knarl through the flowiest loam.  I was like totally dialled and cleaned the rock garden.  That trail was so dope!  Hard core totally hucked a 20 foot drop then dabbed the roots before she bailed off that booter.  It was so rad! 

 

 

 

 

 

POTD

[Kzoo]

9 minutes ago, Square Wheels said:

Nominated for POTD

FIFY.  You don't have that kind of power.  @jsharr can deal with you.

[12string]

I tried changing the font on my Netscape Navigator so none of you could write like me, but dang it if you didn't all have the same idea at the same time!

[Road Runner]

2 hours ago, Square Wheels said:

I was @AirwickWithCheese for part of a day.  Oddly, I was pretty good at it.

Yes, I remember it.  You were surprisingly good.  You should dredge those posts up.  

[Wilbur ★]

35 minutes ago, Square Wheels said:

POTD

No.. If it was POTD, it would have more than 1 stinking like. 

[jsharr ★]

jsharr sucks.  Parodies suck.  GOAT rules

DK

[Wilbur ★]

1 minute ago, jsharr said:

jsharr sucks.  Parodies suck.  GOAT rules

DK

You lost 20 lbs of imagination. 

[jsharr ★]

48 minutes ago, Wilbur said:

You lost 20 lbs of imagination. 

Bo just bit me.

Apologize

DK

[Wilbur ★]

Just now, jsharr said:

Bo just bit me.

Apologize

Bite him Bo! Sorry about the bad taste. 

[Road Runner]

5 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Bo just bit me.

Apologize

Couch

FIFY

[jsharr ★]

41 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

FIFY

Who is Couch?

DK

[Longjohn ★]

I can’t write like anyone, I’m left handed.

[Green Grass]

I can write like another forumite when called upon, etc.  The accepted challenge is in the connection of disjointed thoughts.  I come from my father and mother, etc.

Yes, the road curves but it also slants downhill.

[Wilbur ★]

2 hours ago, Wilbur said:

Dudes!  I missed this.  I was busy schralpin the knarl through the flowiest loam.  I was like totally dialled and cleaned the rock garden.  That trail was so dope!  Hard core totally hucked a 20 foot drop then dabbed the roots before she bailed off that booter.  It was so rad! 

 

 

 

 

 

Good work Wilbur!  

Hey, thanks. 

[jsharr ★]

2 hours ago, Wilbur said:

Dudes!  I missed this.  I was busy schralpin the knarl through the flowiest loam.  I was like totally dialled and cleaned the rock garden.  That trail was so dope!  Hard core totally hucked a 20 foot drop then dabbed the roots before she bailed off that booter.  It was so rad! 

 

 

 

 

 

EGG SELL ANT! 

[Dirtyhip]

2 hours ago, Wilbur said:

Dudes!  I missed this.  I was busy schralpin the knarl through the flowiest loam.  I was like totally dialled and cleaned the rock garden.  That trail was so dope!  Hard core totally hucked a 20 foot drop then dabbed the roots before she bailed off that booter.  It was so rad! 

 

 

 

 

 

I never say "Dudes."  I always say "Dude" in a singular form.  

I rarely if ever use the word dope.  That's @Parr8hed that loves that word. The bold sentence makes zero sense.  Who is hard core?  Is that a person's nick name?

Dab the roots makes no sense.  Why would bailing a booter be rad?  Bailing is giving up or quitting.

Your DH lingo is far from accurate.  You can't just toss a bunch of slang in incomplete sentences and claim that it sounds like me. 

Don't be a dope.   

[Scrapr ★]

2 hours ago, Wilbur said:

Dudes!  I missed this.  I was busy schralpin the knarl through the flowiest loam.  I was like totally dialled and cleaned the rock garden.  That trail was so dope!  Hard core totally hucked a 20 foot drop then dabbed the roots before she bailed off that booter.  It was so rad! 

Drop in a bike shop discount sucking up the paycheck & a K reference and you nailed it

[Kzoo]

1 minute ago, Dirtyhip said:

I never say "Dudes."  I always say "Dude" in a singular form.  

I rarely if ever use the word dope.  That's @Parr8hed that loves that word. The bold sentence makes zero sense.  Who is hard core?  Is that a person's nick name?

Dab the roots makes no sense.  Why would bailing a booter be rad?  Bailing is giving up or quitting.

Your DH lingo is far from accurate.  You can't just toss a bunch of slang in incomplete sentences and claim that it sounds like me. 

Don't be a dope.   

Quit being a bad loser.  He busted you on this one.  Wilbur is more DH than DH.

[jsharr ★]

4 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said:

I never say "Dudes."  I always say "Dude" in a singular form.  

I rarely if ever use the word dope.  That's @Parr8hed that loves that word. The bold sentence makes zero sense.  Who is hard core?  Is that a person's nick name?

Dab the roots makes no sense.  Why would bailing a booter be rad?  Bailing is giving up or quitting.

Your DH lingo is far from accurate.  You can't just toss a bunch of slang in incomplete sentences and claim that it sounds like me. 

Don't be a dope.   

To the non schralping crowd, it made as much sense as the stuff you post after you do some really extreme coasting.

[Wilbur ★]

44 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said:

You can't just toss a bunch of slang in incomplete sentences and claim that it sounds like me.

But that does sound like you!   

[Wilbur ★]

3 hours ago, Kzoo said:

Challenge accomplished.  This is going to piss her off.  

I think you were right..  

[Dirtyhip]

1 hour ago, Scrapr said:

Drop in a bike shop discount sucking up the paycheck & a K reference and you nailed it

..and here I thought we were friends.  What side are you on? 

 

26 minutes ago, Wilbur said:

But that does sound like you!   

Minutely, but I make more sense.  Your lingo was used incorrectly. 

28 minutes ago, Wilbur said:

I think you were right..