Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Share #1 Posted December 9, 2017 I might be slightly out of place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted December 9, 2017 Share #2 Posted December 9, 2017 HEHE, you could have fun with this. Do something crazy, but not crazy enough for them to call the cops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted December 9, 2017 Share #3 Posted December 9, 2017 jesus, you're practically in WI, what can't you get away with? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Old#7 said: jesus, you're practically in WI, what can't you get away with? This is true. These people would dry hump roadkill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted December 9, 2017 Ok, chunky smiley chick in the horizontal stripes is totally staring at chunky long sleeve t-shirt guy’s package. She seems drunk. This totally bodes well for her chances of getting lucky. ’Suspicious Minds’ comes on. Ah, Elvis, you are truly everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #6 Posted December 9, 2017 Chunky horizontal sweater chick is smoking a cigarette outside. Her chunkier friend comes back first. “Talk Dirty to Me” is playing now. Chunkier friend is singing it out loud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #7 Posted December 9, 2017 Some of the early crew are leaving. I could fit at the bar now, but I won’t. There is another bar about a quarter mile away, I have to see what that is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted December 9, 2017 Share #8 Posted December 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dickbag said: Chunky horizontal sweater chick is smoking a cigarette outside. Her chunkier friend comes back first. “Talk Dirty to Me” is playing now. Chunkier friend is singing it out loud. Horizontal stripes? Nope. Nope. Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #9 Posted December 9, 2017 What’s this? Chunky horizontal stripe sweater chick comes back in and touches long-sleeve t-shirt guy to reaffirm her interest in the mating ritual. Her friend, in an effort to prevent boredom, dances in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted December 9, 2017 Share #10 Posted December 9, 2017 Why didn't you come over and say hi. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #11 Posted December 9, 2017 I hate to leave without seeing what happens. I will have a glass of water at the other place and consider checking back in before walking home. “Rio” is playing now, a marked improvement on the earlier music they played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 9, 2017 Share #12 Posted December 9, 2017 yell out BINGO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #13 Posted December 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Kirby said: Why didn't you come over and say hi. I didn’t see you, where are you sitting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted December 9, 2017 Share #14 Posted December 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, Dickbag said: Chunky horizontal sweater chick is smoking a cigarette outside. Her chunkier friend comes back first. “Talk Dirty to Me” is playing now. Chunkier friend is singing it out loud. Get them to play something you can sing to. Like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted December 9, 2017 Share #15 Posted December 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Dickbag said: I didn’t see you, where are you sitting? With my back to the wall and where I could see the entrance. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted December 9, 2017 Share #16 Posted December 9, 2017 9 hours ago, Dickbag said: I might be slightly out of place. I have never thought you, socially awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted December 12, 2017 Share #17 Posted December 12, 2017 I used to be the bingo caller at the local community centre when I was a lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #18 Posted December 14, 2017 It is slightly less decrepit today. The music is better, too. They are playing “young folks” now, before that it was “hang me up to dry”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #19 Posted December 14, 2017 No real notable characters here this time. Camo baseball caps. No obvious trolling behaviors. Not much to glom onto to hold interest. I might go walk in search of oranges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #20 Posted December 14, 2017 They are playing the strokes now. Two hockey players are fighting on the screen. Another monitor plays some deeply rutted indoor version of a bastardized motocross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #21 Posted December 14, 2017 My bad, not the Strokes, it is “Take Me Out” by Frank Ferdinand. Good bar song. The music is clearly for the bartender, who misheard me and presented me with a Miller Lite, which is truly an awful beer. I am drinking it anyway. <shrug> This will help me appreciate good beer next time I get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted December 14, 2017 Share #22 Posted December 14, 2017 Your woman lets you out on a weeknight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted December 14, 2017 Share #23 Posted December 14, 2017 I know I'm late to the game, but where the hell are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #24 Posted December 14, 2017 ^^^^ The decrepit sad drunk bingo hall from 35 years ago, in Little Canada, MN. I am visiting Petite in upper Siberia, you see. It is cold here. It would be more fun if you were here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #25 Posted December 14, 2017 Kirby is similarly not here tonight, I looked everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted December 14, 2017 Share #26 Posted December 14, 2017 Ah... I see. I heard the only things in MN are hookers and hockey players. That's just what I heard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #27 Posted December 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Rick5234 said: Ah... I see. I heard the only things in MN are hookers and hockey players. That's just what I heard... I haven’t seen any hookers yet. People are nice, though, maybe some random woman will offer me a happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted December 14, 2017 Share #28 Posted December 14, 2017 You're in the land of sky blue waters. Order a Hamm's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #29 Posted December 14, 2017 Grizzled confused looking woman about 60 years old stumbles in, horribly dressed for the weather in only a hoodie. Starts talking to me, asking if this is a sports bar. She has kept the hood of the hoodie up. “Don’t Come Around Here No More” comes on. Great advice. Fucking Tom Petty, always liked that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted December 14, 2017 Share #30 Posted December 14, 2017 Welp... there goes your happy ending. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #31 Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Rick5234 said: Welp... there goes your happy ending. You gonna be in Cleveland after Christmas? For beer, not happy endings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted December 14, 2017 Share #32 Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Grizzled confused looking woman about 60 years old stumbles in, horribly dressed for the weather in only a hoodie. Starts talking to me, asking if this is a sports bar. “Don’t Come Around Here No More” comes on. Great advice. Fucking Tom Petty, always liked that guy. Sounds like an omen. Have you visited any of the tap rooms? Twin Cities has plenty. I love the beer at Fulton. Any interest in history? Let me know and I'll see if I can you get you a pass into to the History Center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted December 14, 2017 Share #33 Posted December 14, 2017 Just now, Randomguy said: You gonna be in Cleveland after Christmas? I will be in Youngstown after Christmas... That's close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #34 Posted December 14, 2017 I like history! I haven’t explored much, I must admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted December 14, 2017 Share #35 Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: I like history! I haven’t explored much, I must admit. send me a PM and I'll see if I can get you in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #36 Posted December 14, 2017 Grizzled hoodie woman is on her third beer!!! i posted at the very moment she entered! Holy hell! Hoodie is down. What has it been, 15 minutes? My lone “beer” is gone, I am taking Tom Petty’s advice and walking home (if I don’t stop for oranges on a side trip). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share #37 Posted December 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, dennis said: send me a PM and I'll see if I can get you in Yay, will do after the walk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted December 14, 2017 Share #38 Posted December 14, 2017 On 12/8/2017 at 7:53 PM, Randomguy said: Chunky horizontal sweater chick is smoking a cigarette outside. Her chunkier friend comes back first. “Talk Dirty to Me” is playing now. Chunkier friend is singing it out loud. Still amazed you didn't decide to become the meat in that sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted December 14, 2017 Share #39 Posted December 14, 2017 On 12/8/2017 at 6:37 PM, Old#7 said: jesus, you're practically in WI, what can't you get away with? On 12/8/2017 at 6:39 PM, Randomguy said: This is true. These people would dry hump roadkill. It has happened http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/03/21/wisconsin-man-sentenced-to-probation-for-having-sex-with-dead-deer.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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