The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted December 9, 2017 Share #1 Posted December 9, 2017 Her music is playing overhead at the airport. Essentially, United not only stranded me here, they are now guilty of torturing me. God damned mother fuckers! DK 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 9, 2017 Share #2 Posted December 9, 2017 I'm not a fan of her tunes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted December 9, 2017 Share #3 Posted December 9, 2017 At least it’s not a video 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Chris... said: At least it’s not a video ? DK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted December 9, 2017 Share #5 Posted December 9, 2017 I hate her abomination of jingle bells. I mean who would have thought you could screw that up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #6 Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Chris... said: I hate her abomination of jingle bells. I mean who would have thought you could screw that up That's the song they fucking played! I'm about to get Cheese Level dramatic here. DK 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted December 9, 2017 Share #7 Posted December 9, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChrisL Posted December 9, 2017 Popular Post Share #8 Posted December 9, 2017 She is a complete and utter bitch. Just a miserable human being. I dealt with her 1sr hand working in the entertainment industry and the entire lot with thousands of employees would be on edge when she pulled through the gate. About 10 people would lose their jobs every visit and nobody wanted to be around her. Guard didn't part traffic like the red sea when she pulled up, fire that guy. Valet was parking another car, fire him. Tea not the right temp, fire the aid. I can't look at her picture without going intona rage and that was 20 years ago. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #9 Posted December 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, ChrisL said: She is a complete and utter bitch. Just a miserable human being. I dealt with her 1sr hand working in the entertainment industry and the entire lot with thousands of employees would be on edge when she pulled through the gate. About 10 people would lose their jobs every visit and nobody wanted to be around her. Guard didn't part traffic like the red sea when she pulled up, fire that guy. Valet was parking another car, fire him. Tea not the right temp, fire the aid. I can't look at her picture without going intona rage and that was 20 years ago. Damn, South Park was right! DK 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted December 9, 2017 Share #10 Posted December 9, 2017 Barbara Streisand. 29 minutes ago, Dunning Kruger said: is torturing me. 27 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: I'm not a fan 23 minutes ago, Chris... said: I hate her 15 minutes ago, ChrisL said: She is a complete and utter bitch. Just a miserable human being. 16 minutes ago, ChrisL said: I can't look at her That's about right.. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted December 9, 2017 Share #11 Posted December 9, 2017 Don't let United win. They plan it this way. If you go postal in the airport, you get arrested. Then they don't have to pay to put you up in a hotel. Saves them bunches of money every holiday season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #12 Posted December 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Barbara Streisand. That's about right.. Have you ever listened to her jingle bells song? I have a five spot Cheese is a fan. DK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted December 9, 2017 Share #13 Posted December 9, 2017 call TER. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share #14 Posted December 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, dennis said: call TER. My dear sir, I am not a swindler. DK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted December 9, 2017 Share #15 Posted December 9, 2017 I used to own one of her albums, when I was about 10 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grass Posted December 9, 2017 Share #16 Posted December 9, 2017 Buttah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted December 9, 2017 Share #17 Posted December 9, 2017 20 minutes ago, Dunning Kruger said: My dear sir, I am not a swindler. DK Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 9, 2017 Share #18 Posted December 9, 2017 Funny Girl was the in flight movie on your cancelled flight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted December 9, 2017 Share #19 Posted December 9, 2017 38 minutes ago, jsharr said: Funny Girl was the in flight movie on your cancelled flight. And 'The Way We Were' will be the movie on whatever flight he gets... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 9, 2017 Share #20 Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: And 'The Way We Were' will be the movie on whatever flight he gets... My money is on Yentl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 9, 2017 Share #21 Posted December 9, 2017 I never understood what James Brolin ever saw in her. He could have had almost anyone in Hollywood he wanted, and he picked Barbra. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted December 9, 2017 Share #22 Posted December 9, 2017 2 hours ago, ChrisL said: She is a complete and utter bitch. Just a miserable human being. I dealt with her 1sr hand working in the entertainment industry and the entire lot with thousands of employees would be on edge when she pulled through the gate. About 10 people would lose their jobs every visit and nobody wanted to be around her. Guard didn't part traffic like the red sea when she pulled up, fire that guy. Valet was parking another car, fire him. Tea not the right temp, fire the aid. I can't look at her picture without going intona rage and that was 20 years ago. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 9, 2017 Share #23 Posted December 9, 2017 34 minutes ago, Road Runner said: I never understood what James Brolin ever saw in her. He could have had almost anyone in Hollywood he wanted, and he picked Barbra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 9, 2017 Share #24 Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, AirwickWithCheese said: At least I spelled her name correctly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Share #25 Posted December 9, 2017 2 hours ago, bikeman564™ said: I'm not a fan of her tunes I am angered by her general existence. I lump her in with Whoopi Goldberg and that other chick that way, you know the one I am thinking about. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 9, 2017 Share #26 Posted December 9, 2017 She gives me a boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 9, 2017 Share #27 Posted December 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Dickbag said: I am angered by her general existence. I lump her in with Whoopi Goldberg and that other chick that way, you know the one I am thinking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 9, 2017 Share #28 Posted December 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: She gives me a boner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Share #29 Posted December 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: She gives me a boner. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Share #30 Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: Yes, that is her! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted December 9, 2017 Share #31 Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Road Runner said: That's the picture they show men who have an erection lasting 4 hours or more to get rid of it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 9, 2017 Share #32 Posted December 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, Road Runner said: She gives me a boner. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 9, 2017 Share #33 Posted December 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: She gives me a boner. Does this give you a boner, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 9, 2017 Share #34 Posted December 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Dickbag said: Does this give you a boner, too? Where did you get a pic of my wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 9, 2017 Share #35 Posted December 9, 2017 48 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: She gives me a boner. I wonder if she would get a boner for you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted December 10, 2017 Author Share #36 Posted December 10, 2017 3 hours ago, shootingstar said: Wow. Yea, Barb sounds like a real peace of work, right? DK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted December 10, 2017 Share #37 Posted December 10, 2017 That does suck. I'm cruel and inhuman, and even I would never subject someone to Barbara Streisand music. Don't fly United. They follow the Honey Badger motto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 10, 2017 Share #38 Posted December 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Square Wheels said: She gives me a boner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 31, 2018 Share #39 Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/9/2017 at 10:04 PM, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: thank you 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 31, 2018 Share #40 Posted December 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted December 31, 2018 Share #41 Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/9/2017 at 2:53 PM, Couch_Incident said: Her music is playing overhead at the airport. Essentially, United not only stranded me here, they are now guilty of torturing me. God damned mother fuckers! DK I liked a couple of her songs but generally wasn't impressed. The guy in the next room to me in the grad dorms at IIT was from New York and his older brother or cousin was in the same high school class with Barbra Streisand. He said they called her B.J. Barbra because she'd borrow your homework to copy and not return it to you in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted December 31, 2018 Share #42 Posted December 31, 2018 40 minutes ago, MickinMD said: e said they called her B.J. Barbra because she'd borrow your homework to copy and not return it to you in tim Ya know, B.J. doesn't really relate to late homework. Did she make up for the late homework, somehow.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 1, 2019 Share #43 Posted January 1, 2019 Did you know. Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond attended high school together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 1, 2019 Share #44 Posted January 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Did you know. Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond attended high school together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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