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Can eating cheddar cheese help me increase my speed?

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someone told me it could.

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I used to think that's just an old wives tale

 

then I started to ride with some old wives, and they really could put the hammer down

 

they all swore by cheddar cheese

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Riding a bike will increase your speed, RG

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Riding a bike will increase your speed, RG

 

That is just an old wives tale, cheese has to be the answer!

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...there is a definite increase in relative speed to those following behind you (thus downwind).  So yes, you do appear to go faster.

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Airwick is faster with cheese.

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Does it make you fart?

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7 hours ago, DrakeKline said:

I just came across this thread and I must say, the question intrigued me. Though I would have to agree with this statement:

"Well, the placebo effect is powerful."

Yes, Randomguy provides some thought provoking questions. My thoughts on his questions would get me in trouble, if published.

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Swiss cheese is lighter and more aero.

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On 5/19/2017 at 1:32 PM, Dottles said:

Does it make you fart?

Certainly any amount of thrust will help, no matter how small.  Will the speed increase be measurable in the real world............probably not.

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Looking at the long intermittent delays between each post, it would seem this thread has searchability intrigue.

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On 1/9/2019 at 8:18 PM, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

Why is this thread pinned?

Cheddar CHEESE!

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Cheese Whiz is faster, just push the button.

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So Randomguy, have you been eating cheese? Now all you need to do is ride a bike.

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19 hours ago, Longjohn said:

So Randomguy, have you been eating cheese? Now all you need to do is ride a bike.

Let's not go too far!  @Randomguy isn't in any hurry even though the cheese could help.

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No, wrong color. Everyone knows that blue is faster. I has to be bleu cheese that makes you faster.

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