jsharr ★ Posted January 12, 2018 Share #1 Posted January 12, 2018 Told me that a friend of his was coming by with her girls, who are Girl Scouts, to sell cookies. I was ready to get hooked up. He had his days wrong. Won't be here until Monday. Do I storm into his office and call him a dick bag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 12, 2018 Share #2 Posted January 12, 2018 If you really want to get his attention and respect you'll jump up on his desk and kick the picture of his wife into the wall. He'll probably fetch you those cookies himself. Stick with me kid, I'll show ya the ropes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 12, 2018 Share #3 Posted January 12, 2018 Yes and then put up a 'no soliciting' sign on your door. And don't buy 17 boxes of Samoas on Monday and don't send 5 of those boxes to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share #4 Posted January 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, Further said: If you really want to get his attention and respect you'll jump up on his desk and kick the picture of his wife into the wall. He'll probably fetch you those cookies himself. Stick with me kid, I'll show ya the ropes. He is single and dates models and strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 12, 2018 Share #5 Posted January 12, 2018 Be happy, he saved you from eating 5,000 extra calories this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted January 12, 2018 Share #6 Posted January 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Be happy, he saved you from eating 5,000 extra calories this weekend. buzzkill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share #7 Posted January 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Be happy, he saved you from eating 5,000 extra calories this weekend. You are a dickbag as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 12, 2018 Share #8 Posted January 12, 2018 What would you do with your balls if you didn't have a dickbag? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted January 12, 2018 Share #9 Posted January 12, 2018 Thank you, this post reminded me to schedule the scouts to sell cookies here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted January 12, 2018 Share #10 Posted January 12, 2018 Girl Scout cookies are EVIL. Those girls and their moms work their butts off selling ridiculously overrated and overpriced calories, and the troops get very little of the money, but some cookie company gets rich off our inability to tell those cute little girls the reality of the situation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 12, 2018 Share #11 Posted January 12, 2018 Low on sugar are ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted January 12, 2018 Share #12 Posted January 12, 2018 My nieces will be showing up with those little boxes of guilt any day now. I HAVE to buy them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted January 12, 2018 Share #13 Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, jsharr said: He is single and dates models and strippers. No need to call him a dick bag. He already knows it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 12, 2018 Share #14 Posted January 12, 2018 ..but is he a double or triple dick bag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 13, 2018 Share #15 Posted January 13, 2018 Thin Mints!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 13, 2018 Share #16 Posted January 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Kirby said: Thin Mints!!!!! I've got a box sitting on my office shelf at work since the last sales drive. Maybe I should finally eat them??? Probably not likely to get stale or go bad. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted January 13, 2018 Share #17 Posted January 13, 2018 I would de-pance him infant of the girl scouts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 13, 2018 Share #18 Posted January 13, 2018 4 hours ago, jsharr said: You are a dickbag as well. It is good to have company. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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