Popular Post Kirby Posted February 24, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted February 24, 2018 I was on line at the sandwich section of the cafeteria. This made me eager with anticipation. The first person on the line ordered an absurdly complicated sandwich which required a lot of customization and time to make (and trips by the sandwich maker to at least two other parts of the cafeteria for special items). This made me a little annoyed. Then the next person ordered American Cheese on white bread with mayo. That struck me as the saddest lunch I'd ever seen. The sandwich guy tried to liven it up by suggesting tomatoes, or grilled veggies or a tasty side dish of potato salad, but she wanted none of that. That made me a little confused, and still sad. The sandwich guy asked if she wanted it grilled, but no, just cold and plain. This made me perplexed. Then I realized she was probably very happy with her sad little lunch and was looking forward to a tasty meal. That made me feel a little happy. The End. 6 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JerrySTL ★ Posted February 24, 2018 Popular Post Share #2 Posted February 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kirby said: Then the next person ordered American Cheese on white bread with mayo. That struck me as the saddest lunch I'd ever seen. That is sad. Of course the saddest sandwich is a Wish Sandwich. It's two slices of bread and you wish you had something between them. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 24, 2018 Share #3 Posted February 24, 2018 You should have suggested she add jalapenos. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 24, 2018 Share #4 Posted February 24, 2018 1 hour ago, JerrySTL said: That is sad. Of course the saddest sandwich is a Wish Sandwich. It's two slices of bread and you wish you had something between them. Ever had a ricochet biscuit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted February 24, 2018 Share #5 Posted February 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, jsharr said: Ever had a ricochet biscuit? If it don't bounce back, you go hungry! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 24, 2018 Share #6 Posted February 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Old#7 said: If it don't bounce back, you go hungry! here bubba hubba bubba chippewa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted February 24, 2018 Share #7 Posted February 24, 2018 What did you eat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 24, 2018 Share #8 Posted February 24, 2018 37 minutes ago, Airehead said: What did you eat? Flies with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 24, 2018 Share #9 Posted February 24, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted February 25, 2018 Share #10 Posted February 25, 2018 On 24/02/2018 at 12:23 AM, JerrySTL said: That is sad. Of course the saddest sandwich is a Wish Sandwich. It's two slices of bread and you wish you had something between them. There’s a sandwich called a toast sandwich, being a slice of toast as the filling inside 2 slices of bread. How sad is that? I doubt anyone has them nowadays, it goes back to leaner times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted February 25, 2018 Share #11 Posted February 25, 2018 A package of Ramen costs about 25 cents and makes a pretty sad lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted February 25, 2018 Share #12 Posted February 25, 2018 As a kid, I had that cheese sandwich. I also had onion sandwiches, sliced onion with mustard between sliced white bread. Mmm-mm. A common snack was white sugar on bread. The real delicacy was what we called cinnamon toast; cinnamon, sugar, and butter, on toasted bread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 25, 2018 Share #13 Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, donkpow said: As a kid, I had that cheese sandwich. I also had onion sandwiches, sliced onion with mustard between sliced white bread. Mmm-mm. A common snack was white sugar on bread. The real delicacy was what we called cinnamon toast; cinnamon, sugar, and butter, on toasted bread. I have a variant of that cheese sangwich most days for lunch, but at least on wheat bread, and with the white deli cheese, not that cheese food Krap! It is ok plain but I like to spice it up with dill pickle slices and various mustards, whole grain being the best. Or jalapenos/poblano slices. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 25, 2018 Share #14 Posted February 25, 2018 3 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I have a variant of that cheese sangwich most days for lunch, but at least on wheat bread, and with the white deli cheese, not that cheese food Krap! It is ok plain but I like to spice it up with dill pickle slices and various mustards, whole grain being the best. Or jalapenos/poblano slices. The cheese/onion/jalapeño/peanut butter sandwich on oat bread is one of my favorites. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted February 25, 2018 Share #15 Posted February 25, 2018 My nephew Adam, who will be 10 in June, does NOT like condiments on sandwiches. Both of his parents do. I'll be babysitting him most Wednesdays while he's on summer vacation and am already thinking of the best sandwiches I can serve or buy him that he'll like. He has become used to standard McD's, Burger King, etc. burgers - no special order needed. But once we were in a Subway and when the person putting the toppings on the meat kept suggesting stuff he almost began to cry! So he ends up eating and enjoying an Italian BMT, Subway Club, Ham or Roast Beef sandwich with no lettuce, no tomato, no onions, no mayo or mustard, etc. I hope he grows out of it! He did like the Philly Cheese Steak from a sub shop friends of mine own, but they follow the "exact" original recipe that has none or virtually no mayo in it and I think he mainly dislikes mayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 25, 2018 Share #16 Posted February 25, 2018 31 minutes ago, Longjohn said: The cheese/onion/jalapeño/peanut butter sandwich on oat bread is one of my favorites. PB and cheese together? Never thought of that. Worth a shot, I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted February 25, 2018 Share #17 Posted February 25, 2018 14 responses and I finally realized that this wasn't about sadists. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 25, 2018 Share #18 Posted February 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: 14 responses and I finally realized that this wasn't about sadists. Or aboot Sade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted February 25, 2018 Share #19 Posted February 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: PB and cheese together? Never thought of that. Worth a shot, I guess! PB and cheese is actually quite good. Good pre ride meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 25, 2018 Share #20 Posted February 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: PB and cheese is actually quite good. Good pre ride meal. You guys are effing with me! Sounds terrible, but I will try it for lunch tomorrow. Have I mentioned that sounds horribibble? But I need to run a small pilot before I try it industrial scale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 26, 2018 Share #21 Posted February 26, 2018 12 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: You guys are effing with me! Sounds terrible, but I will try it for lunch tomorrow. Have I mentioned that sounds horribibble? But I need to run a small pilot before I try it industrial scale. All this talking about it made me hungry so I just made one for myself, sharp cheddar, sweet onion, jalapeno,and all natural peanut butter on oat bread. It was good. Washed down with a DuClaw Dirty Little Freak 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 26, 2018 Author Share #22 Posted February 26, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 10:09 PM, Airehead said: What did you eat? chicken salad and tomato on toasted multigrain bread Donkpow, Cinnamon toast rocks!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 26, 2018 Share #23 Posted February 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, Kirby said: chicken salad and tomato on toasted multigrain bread Donkpow, Cinnamon toast rocks!! I used to love that! Dangit, now I will have to try it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 26, 2018 Author Share #24 Posted February 26, 2018 41 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I used to love that! Dangit, now I will have to try it again! Which? Chicken salad on toasted multigrain or cinnamon toast? Just to be safe, better have both! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 26, 2018 Share #25 Posted February 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, Kirby said: Which? Chicken salad on toasted multigrain or cinnamon toast? Just to be safe, better have both! The cinnamon toast, but the other sounds ok too! BTW, I piloted the cheese/PB/jalapeno sandwich (onion foregone because it will be eaten at work). Very good! The PB overpowered the cheese at first, but then the cheese comes through in the aftertaste. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 26, 2018 Author Share #26 Posted February 26, 2018 A nice take on cinnamon toast is to make it with an English muffin. You get even more of the cinnamony butter taste with all the crevices. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 26, 2018 Share #27 Posted February 26, 2018 12 hours ago, BuffJim said: A package of Ramen costs about 25 cents and makes a pretty sad lunch. Ramen Noodles Are Now The Prison Currency Of Choice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 26, 2018 Share #28 Posted February 26, 2018 5 hours ago, Kirby said: A nice take on cinnamon toast is to make it with an English muffin. You get even more of the cinnamony butter taste with all the crevices. We used to have a mixture of cinnamon and sugar in a salt shaker when I was a kid. Do you use any sugar? Yay, we have a Kirby cooking thread now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tybeegb Posted February 26, 2018 Share #29 Posted February 26, 2018 Maybe she had her own makings to add and just needed what she asked for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted February 26, 2018 Share #30 Posted February 26, 2018 1 hour ago, tybeegb said: Maybe she had her own makings to add and just needed what she asked for? That's what I was thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 26, 2018 Author Share #31 Posted February 26, 2018 8 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: We used to have a mixture of cinnamon and sugar in a salt shaker when I was a kid. Do you use any sugar? Yay, we have a Kirby cooking thread now. I don't typically use sugar, but I did as a kid, so feel free to make a sugar/cinnamon mix if you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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