Are these safe for humans?

[jsharr ★]

Asking for a friend

[Indy]

No, nothing is safe for humans.

 

I hear even Tide pods are bad for you now.

[jsharr ★]

4 minutes ago, Indy said:

No, nothing is safe for humans.

 

I hear even Tide pods are bad for you now.

That is why I am asking.  I ate some My friend ate some of those and now his ass burns and he is scooting around on it a lot.  

[Airehead]

Yes, ok, for humans-- it is only processed straw and sticks

[jsharr ★]

3 minutes ago, Airehead said:

Yes, ok, for humans-- it is only processed straw and sticks

Excellent.  My friend will be very excited to hear this.

Next question, how do you get brown streaks off of rugs and carpet?

[donkpow]

37 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Excellent.  My friend will be very excited to hear this.

Next question, how do you get brown streaks off of rugs and carpet?

With a shovel.

[Thaddeus Kosciuszko]

44 minutes ago, Airehead said:

Yes, ok, for humans-- it is only processed straw and sticks

Airehead is correct  as this reflects the current consensus of the medical community.

However I suspect it won't be very long until some medical study confirms that processed straw and sticks are bad for you, and you should be ingesting raw straw and sticks instead.

[jsharr ★]

11 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

Airehead is correct  as this reflects the current consensus of the medical community.

However I suspect it won't be very long until some medical study confirms that processed straw and sticks are bad for you, and you should be ingesting raw straw and sticks instead.

Raw straw and sticks is what started this whole thing!  They gummed up my works his works and that is why I he at the Tide pods.  I he figured if the Tide goes in, it must go out.

 

[12string]

I suppose it depends on what kind of straw and sticks, but I know Tide Pods are gluten free.  So that's what you should be eating

[Longjohn ★]

Those Tide pods are bad news. My new washer came with Tide pods packed inside. I hauled the new washer in, connected the hoses, and plugged it in. I added some laundry that needed washed. I started the machine and as it was filling I threw in a Tide pod. I decided the washer could handle a lot more laundry than I put in it so I went upstairs to see what else I could find to wash. By the time I came back the washer had emptied itself of the water and the tide pod. I learned you don’t leave the lid up on the new machine, it will empty itself after a few minutes.