Randomguy Posted April 12, 2018 Share #1 Posted April 12, 2018 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsharrsDisgruntledAunt Posted April 12, 2018 Share #2 Posted April 12, 2018 Why did you quit your job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 12, 2018 Share #3 Posted April 12, 2018 "Bless you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grass Posted April 12, 2018 Share #4 Posted April 12, 2018 "Cover your mouth next time, jeeze..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted April 12, 2018 Share #5 Posted April 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Kzoo said: "Bless you." That's pretty offensive to us atheists tha knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 12, 2018 Share #6 Posted April 12, 2018 You are soooooooooooooooooooooo good looking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted April 12, 2018 Share #7 Posted April 12, 2018 40 minutes ago, Randomguy said: What do you say when someone sneezes? "Hey sociopath, why don't you go home before you make us all sick?" Tom 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted April 12, 2018 Share #8 Posted April 12, 2018 ...get the hell away from me. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted April 12, 2018 Share #9 Posted April 12, 2018 “GERM-BAG!” ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Airehead Posted April 12, 2018 Popular Post Share #10 Posted April 12, 2018 At our hosue we say, "Sorry Tillie." She hates the sound of sneezing and always gets up and leaves the room. Silly old dog. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted April 12, 2018 Share #11 Posted April 12, 2018 I scream "Stop It" And then call HR about that person starting germ warfare 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted April 12, 2018 Share #12 Posted April 12, 2018 50 minutes ago, Airehead said: At our hosue we say, "Sorry Tillie." She hates the sound of sneezing and always gets up and leaves the room. Silly old dog. HaHa when I sneeze sometimes the cats are startled out of their slumbers, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 12, 2018 Share #13 Posted April 12, 2018 2 hours ago, pedalphile said: That's pretty offensive to us atheists tha knows. It is not God Bless you, it is Bless you. Would you take offense to Salute or Gesundheit? Do atheists have souls? I have heard that the Bless You is to return your soul to your body as it escapes when you sneeze. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted April 12, 2018 Share #14 Posted April 12, 2018 Well I heard it was bless you from the times when people died a lot at the drop of a hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted April 12, 2018 5 hours ago, jsharr said: I have heard that the Bless You is to return your soul to your body as it escapes when you sneeze. Excellent Simpsons reference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share #16 Posted April 12, 2018 5 hours ago, pedalphile said: Well I heard it was bless you from the times when people died a lot at the drop of a hat. The really religious die easily, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 12, 2018 Share #17 Posted April 12, 2018 Just now, Randomguy said: The really religious die easily, I guess. the best of them come back to life a few days later even. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 12, 2018 Share #18 Posted April 12, 2018 Mozeltov! I often get that mixed up with gesundheit. Causes strange looks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 12, 2018 Share #19 Posted April 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Mozeltov! I often get that mixed up with gesundheit. Causes strange looks. Try yelling Gezundheit at a Jewish wedding. Smash a glass while you do it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted April 12, 2018 Share #20 Posted April 12, 2018 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted April 12, 2018 Share #21 Posted April 12, 2018 Bless You I don't go to church, God is kind of a reach for me. But tossing out a 'bless you' doesn't cost me a thing, may somehow help the sneezer, and if it pisses somebody off....well that's just a plus. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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