Dirtyhip Posted April 18, 2018 Share #1 Posted April 18, 2018 Mooseknuckle is a drama queen. He is coughing and gagging at his desk. He comes up to me and asks if I will feel his forehead to see if he has a fever. I tell him "You should go to the health center." He just tells me to feel his forehead. JFC! I will not be able to tell a fever with the back of my hand. I tell him again..."You really should go to the health center, if you think you may be sick." After him asking me three fucking times to feel his forehead, I put the back of my hand to his forehead. As I do this, my hand zaps him, and gives him a nice shock against his forehead. I tell him "You feel alive." He asks "Do I have a fever?" I shrug and say...I have no idea. GO TO THE HEALTH CENTER!!!!!!! I love my job, but some of these people are just too much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #2 Posted April 18, 2018 You should have felt it really hard with the back of your hand! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #3 Posted April 18, 2018 I thought moose knuckle didn’t work there anymore? I thought this was about Ralph. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 18, 2018 Share #4 Posted April 18, 2018 You need to communicate with HR. No touching. No asking to be touched. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #5 Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: You need to communicate with HR. No touching. No asking to be touched. Your post touched me. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted April 18, 2018 He is constantly seeking attention. I don't get it. ..and everyday he rides, "Look I rode my bike." Yeah...I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 18, 2018 Share #7 Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: Your post touched me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #8 Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: He is constantly seeking attention. I don't get it. ..and everyday he rides, "Look I rode my bike." Yeah...I don't care. Does he ever get dolled up for you like @ChrisL does for his work spouse? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share #9 Posted April 18, 2018 Just now, jsharr said: Does he ever get dolled up for you like @ChrisL does for his work spouse? He wears suits everyday. When he rides his bike, he struts his bloated self around seeking praise from everyone that has ears, eyes and a mouth. I think his Mommy didn't hug him enough or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted April 18, 2018 Share #10 Posted April 18, 2018 I'd be wary next week when he suspects he has an STD. I wouldn't touch that one with a 10 foot pole. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #11 Posted April 18, 2018 1 minute ago, BuffJim said: I'd be wary next week when he suspects he has an STD. I wouldn't touch that one with a 10 foot pole. See @Kzoo now this is funny. Not like that inane drivel you posted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 18, 2018 Share #12 Posted April 18, 2018 27 minutes ago, jsharr said: See @Kzoo now this is funny. Not like that inane drivel you posted. Yeah, I laughed out loud............. No. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #13 Posted April 18, 2018 52 minutes ago, Longjohn said: I thought moose knuckle didn’t work there anymore? I thought this was about Ralph. I thought "mooseknuckle" was a euphemism for the irritation to DH's soft parts from schralping! Boy did I get that one wrong Tom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #14 Posted April 18, 2018 MK: Touch my forehead. DH: Don't ask me to touch you. MK: Touch my forehead DH: I told you not to ask me to touch you. Are you able to stop? MK: Yes -> DH: Good or MK: No -> OK, Lets go talk to HR. MK: Touch my forehead. DH: OK. I've told you to stop asking me. You have said you are capable of stopping. Let's go talk to HR. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #15 Posted April 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Dirtyhip said: I put the back of my hand to his forehead. As I do this, my hand zaps him, and gives him a nice shock against his forehead. this made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #16 Posted April 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I thought "mooseknuckle" was a euphemism for the irritation to DH's soft parts from schralping! Boy did I get that one wrong Tom this made me laugh more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #17 Posted April 18, 2018 1 minute ago, bikeman564™ said: this made me laugh more It's a good euphemism. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #18 Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: It's a good euphemism. Tom indeed I hope we don't get sent to HR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #19 Posted April 18, 2018 Buy him a rectal thermometer and tell him to take his own temp. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted April 18, 2018 Share #20 Posted April 18, 2018 The most accurate way of obtaining one's temperature would be rectally. Just sayin'... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #21 Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: The most accurate way of obtaining one's temperature would be rectally. Just sayin'... sure you don't just tell people that? @Randomguy would believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted April 18, 2018 Share #22 Posted April 18, 2018 I have missed the "Adventures of Mooseknuckle" Thanks DH. Next time just tell him you can't touch him because he probably has Ebola. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted April 18, 2018 Share #23 Posted April 18, 2018 1 minute ago, bikeman564™ said: sure you don't just tell people that? @Randomguy would believe it Oh he did. Trust me. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted April 18, 2018 Share #24 Posted April 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Longjohn said: I thought this was about Ralph. So did I. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 20, 2018 Share #25 Posted April 20, 2018 I hope you boiled your hand afterward, DH. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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