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Mooseknuckle is annoying me to death


Dirtyhip

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Mooseknuckle is a drama queen.  He is coughing and gagging at his desk.  He comes up to me and asks if I will feel his forehead to see if he has a fever.  I tell him "You should go to the health center."  He just tells me to feel his forehead.  JFC!  I will not be able to tell a fever with the back of my hand.   I tell him again..."You really should go to the health center, if you think you may be sick." 

After him asking me three fucking times to feel his forehead, I put the back of my hand to his forehead.  As I do this, my hand zaps him, and gives him a nice shock against his forehead.  I tell him "You feel alive."  He asks "Do I have a fever?"  I shrug and say...I have no idea.  GO TO THE HEALTH CENTER!!!!!!!

I love my job, but some of these people are just too much.

 

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Just now, jsharr said:

Does he ever get dolled up for you like @ChrisL does for his work spouse?

He wears suits everyday.  

When he rides his bike, he struts his bloated self around seeking praise from everyone that has ears, eyes and a mouth.  I think his Mommy didn't hug him enough or something.

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MK: Touch my forehead.

DH: Don't ask me to touch you.

MK: Touch my forehead

DH: I told you not to ask me to touch you. Are you able to stop?

MK: Yes -> DH: Good  or MK: No -> OK, Lets go talk to HR.

MK: Touch my forehead.

DH: OK. I've told you to stop asking me. You have said you are capable of stopping. Let's go talk to HR.

 

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