jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Share #1 Posted April 24, 2018 Damn window washer snuck up on me. A guy in a bucket chair on a rope 14 stories up can freak you out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 24, 2018 Share #2 Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, jsharr said: A guy in a bucket chair on a rope 14 stories up can freak you out. I would say so, but I'm easily startleable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted April 24, 2018 Share #3 Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Damn window washer snuck up on me. A guy in a bucket chair on a rope 14 stories up can freak you out. When was the last time you changed your pants? If you think now is a good time then do so. You are old and your bladder is shrinking by the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 24, 2018 Share #4 Posted April 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, KrAzY said: When was the last time you changed your pants? If you think now is a good time then do so. You are old and your bladder is shrinking by the day. I sometimes change my pants every week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted April 24, 2018 Share #5 Posted April 24, 2018 Just now, Randomguy said: I sometimes change my pants every week! At least you have a schedule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted April 24, 2018 I change drawers daily. I will wear a pair of jeans for more than one day if they are not dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Share #7 Posted April 24, 2018 22 minutes ago, jsharr said: Damn window washer snuck up on me. A guy in a bucket chair on a rope 14 stories up can freak you out. At least you had your pants on for that intrusion. You did have them on, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #8 Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: At least you had your pants on for that intrusion. You did have them on, right? I plead the fifth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Share #9 Posted April 24, 2018 Just now, jsharr said: I plead the fifth. They let you drink at work? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted April 24, 2018 Just now, Wilbur said: They let you drink at work? I am the only person in the office today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 24, 2018 Share #11 Posted April 24, 2018 29 minutes ago, jsharr said: Damn window washer snuck up on me. From behind? And did what? Your story sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #12 Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: From behind? And did what? Your story sucks. They were to my left. I was working on accounts payable and insurance stuff and all of the sudden there is a man passing by my window going very fast. No I remember on the drive in, I saw a broken window a few floors below me. I stopped and asked Marshall, the security guy at the front desk what happened. He said the window was cracked already and the building shifted in the wind and the window failed. I bet the guy going past is part of the removal and replacement team. I also bet whoever was in that office when the window failed needs a change of pants much more than I do. I can hear banging and scraping, so I do think they are replacing the window, not cleaning windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted April 24, 2018 Share #13 Posted April 24, 2018 Oh, is it that time of year already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted April 24, 2018 Share #14 Posted April 24, 2018 37 minutes ago, jsharr said: Damn window washer snuck up on me. A guy in a bucket chair on a rope 14 stories up can freak you out. You work in a high rise? That seems so foreign to me. There are no high rises here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted April 24, 2018 Just now, Dirtyhip said: You work in a high rise? That seems so foreign to me. There are no high rises here. yep. Used to be on the 24th floor of the building across the street. Now just on the 14th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted April 24, 2018 Share #16 Posted April 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: yep. Used to be on the 24th floor of the building across the street. Now just on the 14th. Wow. Different worlds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #17 Posted April 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Wow. Different worlds. I also park 4 stories underground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Share #18 Posted April 24, 2018 47 minutes ago, jsharr said: Damn window washer snuck up on me. A guy in a bucket chair on a rope 14 stories up can freak you out. I would have to put on pants first! You'd think, being on the 14th floor, you'd have some damn PRIVACY!!!!! Tom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted April 24, 2018 Share #19 Posted April 24, 2018 Was you dress longer than their arms? If so, no worries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted April 24, 2018 Share #20 Posted April 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, jsharr said: I also park 4 stories underground. Freaky. I am parked a foot away from my chair. I can touch the CruX as I talk on the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #21 Posted April 24, 2018 17 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Freaky. I am parked a foot away from my chair. I can touch the CruX as I talk on the phone. My truck is about 230 feet below me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted April 24, 2018 Share #22 Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, jsharr said: yep. Used to be on the 24th floor of the building across the street. Now just on the 14th. The tallest building in the city that I live in is 3 stores tall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 24, 2018 Share #23 Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, jsharr said: I also park 4 stories underground. The correct terminology for underground is levels. Stories are above ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #24 Posted April 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, BR46 said: The tallest building in the city that I live in is 3 stores tall. This building is 18 floors. Old building was 26 floors, and is only number 35 of the tallest buildings in Dallas. Tallest in Dallas is 72 floors, which makes it the 3rd tallest in Texas, 28th in the US and 178th in the world. Texas is not good at making tall things. I think this is because you can only stack bullshit so high and then it topples over. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted April 24, 2018 Share #25 Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, jsharr said: yep. Used to be on the 24th floor of the building across the street. Now just on the 14th. Downwardly mobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 24, 2018 Share #26 Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, BuffJim said: Downwardly mobile So you're saying this is a trend? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #27 Posted April 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, BuffJim said: Downwardly mobile Still just a few floors from the top. Still have a window. I am okay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 24, 2018 Share #28 Posted April 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: Still have a window. Can you open it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 24, 2018 Share #29 Posted April 24, 2018 Just now, Road Runner said: Can you open it? And the next question would be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #30 Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: Can you open it? Yes, it is the closing it after that is problematic..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Share #31 Posted April 24, 2018 My neighbors have a two story silo. They raise turkeys on the lower level and use the upper level for the girl’s playhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 24, 2018 Share #32 Posted April 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: Yes, it is the closing it after that is problematic..... Not your problem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 24, 2018 Share #33 Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Yes, it is the closing it after that is problematic..... That would be the least of your problems... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #34 Posted April 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Longjohn said: My neighbors have a two story silo. They raise turkeys on the lower level and use the upper level for the girl’s playhouse. That is much better than having the turkeys overhead. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 24, 2018 Share #35 Posted April 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: That is much better than having the turkeys overhead. Slightly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2018 Share #36 Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, jsharr said: This building is 18 floors. Old building was 26 floors, and is only number 35 of the tallest buildings in Dallas. Tallest in Dallas is 72 floors, which makes it the 3rd tallest in Texas, 28th in the US and 178th in the world. Texas is not good at making tall things. I think this is because you can only stack bullshit so high and then it topples over. So how tall are you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share #37 Posted April 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, Zackny said: So how tall are you? standing up or toppled over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 24, 2018 Share #38 Posted April 24, 2018 39 minutes ago, jsharr said: standing up or toppled over? Nominated. A sure whiner winner here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted April 24, 2018 Share #39 Posted April 24, 2018 3 hours ago, jsharr said: My truck is about 230 feet below me. And you climb the stairs how many times a day ? That's a good workout ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted April 24, 2018 Share #40 Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Further said: And you climb the stairs how many times a day ? That's a good workout ! He didn’t even know they had stairs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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