Randomguy Posted April 28, 2018 Share #1 Posted April 28, 2018 I think you poop it out. That thing you heard as a kid stays with you, though. Isn't it strange how beliefs repeated become ingrained, even when they are total BS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2018 Share #2 Posted April 28, 2018 Isn't it strange how beliefs repeated become ingrained, even when they are total BS? just turn on any news channel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 28, 2018 Share #3 Posted April 28, 2018 Fart bubbles. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted April 29, 2018 Share #4 Posted April 29, 2018 4 hours ago, maddmaxx said: Fart bubbles. You beat me to it. Only they're filled with pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted April 29, 2018 Share #5 Posted April 29, 2018 " If you swallow gum, it's true that your body can't digest it. But the gum doesn't stay in your stomach. It moves relatively intact through your digestive system and is excreted in your stool. On rare occasions, large amounts of swallowed gum combined with constipation have blocked intestines in children." - Mayo Clinic, https://www.mayoclinic.org/digestive-system/expert-answers/faq-20058446 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 29, 2018 Share #6 Posted April 29, 2018 5 hours ago, maddmaxx said: Fart bubbles. This is the only reasonable explanation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted April 29, 2018 Share #7 Posted April 29, 2018 12 hours ago, Randomguy said: I think you poop it out. That thing you heard as a kid stays with you, though. Isn't it strange how beliefs repeated become ingrained, even when they are total BS? That is like when I was told that I'd get worms from eating raw cookie dough. I did not let that stop me from taking a bit now and again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted April 29, 2018 Share #8 Posted April 29, 2018 When you swallow gum, I don't get it on the bottom of my shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted April 29, 2018 Share #9 Posted April 29, 2018 Swallowing gum is nothing. You should try a watermelon seed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted April 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Tizeye said: Swallowing gum is nothing. You should try a watermelon seed! No thank you, my gut is big enough without having a whole watermelon patch growing inside me! heh heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share #11 Posted April 29, 2018 1 hour ago, sheep_herder said: That is like when I was told that I'd get worms from eating raw cookie dough. I did not let that stop me from taking a bit now and again. I had never heard that one before! It wouldn't have stopped me, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 29, 2018 Share #12 Posted April 29, 2018 46 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I had never heard that one before! It wouldn't have stopped me, either. I always heard salmonella from the raw eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted April 29, 2018 Share #13 Posted April 29, 2018 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadiejorge Posted April 29, 2018 Share #14 Posted April 29, 2018 The stomach acids infuse amino molecules into the gum and a strange mutation happens. This process then forces the powers of creation to form a new life form in your belly. You may not like the results, so DON'T DO IT. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted April 29, 2018 Share #15 Posted April 29, 2018 I have been told that a squirrel will die as the result of eating Double Bubble bubble gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 29, 2018 Share #16 Posted April 29, 2018 20 hours ago, Randomguy said: What happens if you swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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