AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Share #1 Posted May 15, 2018 For years RG has been our forum womanizing cad. Reputation was well earned and given for a lifetime achievement award. However, he just doesn't have it anymore. His last 2 dozen dates have ended in excuses and failure. Now he's more apt to post pizza and elevator threads than sexual conquest posts. Even my beautiful goddaughter can't win him enough points with the 15,000,000 single mothers of New York for him to score. He's even employed now. Breathing and employed in NYC should equate to a black book with no empty pages. Sadly, the writing is on the wall for RG. It's over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted May 15, 2018 Share #2 Posted May 15, 2018 He has a kid now. That will scare the bejeezes out of anyone... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 15, 2018 Share #3 Posted May 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, AirwickYongRulao said: For years RG has been our forum womanizing cad. Reputation was well earned and given for a lifetime achievement award. However, he just doesn't have it anymore. His last 2 dozen dates have ended in excuses and failure. Now he's more apt to post pizza and elevator threads than sexual conquest posts. Even my beautiful goddaughter can't win him enough points with the 15,000,000 single mothers of New York for him to score. He's even employed now. Breathing and employed in NYC should equate to a black book with no empty pages. Sadly, the writing is on the wall for RG. It's over. Fine talk for Art Modell, I don't have a football team to up and move, you see. I have a date tonight, and the date from two days ago kept touching my leg and arm. I resisted, I know I shouldn't have. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 15, 2018 Share #4 Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Rick5234 said: He has a kid now. That will scare the bejeezes out of anyone... More like I don't want to get involved with difficult people at this point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted May 15, 2018 Share #5 Posted May 15, 2018 Just now, Randomguy said: More like I don't want to get involved with difficult people at this point. That's what I said... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted May 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rick5234 said: He has a kid now. That will scare the bejeezes out of anyone... Not in his case. My goddaughter has a smile that puts out more energy than Tesla's death ray. She should be the ultimate chick magnet yet he fails. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #7 Posted May 15, 2018 I now nominate @bikeman564™ to replace RG. It's always a difficult decision to bench your Tom Brady but in this case we waited a few years too late and we're now dealing with a Billy Kilmer. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 15, 2018 Share #8 Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, AirwickYongRulao said: I now nominate @bikeman564™ to replace RG. It's always a difficult decision to bench your Tom Brady but in this case we waited a few years too late and we're now dealing with a Billy Kilmer. We haven't heard about bike club chick in some time now, I suspect he has dumped her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #9 Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: We haven't heard about bike club chick in some time now, I suspect he has dumped her. Bikeman is our Warrren Beatty before Annette Bening. Greatness cannot be limited to one woman. Think RG circa 1996. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted May 15, 2018 Now we know that it was Wilbur that was the main draw for the Colorado waitress. RG, please do not get upset with me for speaking truth to knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted May 15, 2018 Share #11 Posted May 15, 2018 He even took to posting about teas. I'm pretty sure that's unAmerican. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 15, 2018 Share #12 Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, AirwickYongRulao said: Now we know that it was Wilbur that was the main draw for the Colorado waitress. RG, please do not get upset with me for speaking truth to knowledge. She should have leaped over Wilbur to get to me, I am not sure what happened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #13 Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: She should have leaped over Wilbur to get to me, I am not sure what happened. I am. It's over my friend. You had a nice run. It's time for you to settle. Never again will you win the likes of RW. British women, at least the 1,000,000s of London streetwalkers might be an option worth considering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #14 Posted May 15, 2018 25 minutes ago, Randomguy said: We haven't heard about bike club chick in some time now, I suspect he has dumped her. we split up 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #15 Posted May 15, 2018 28 minutes ago, AirwickYongRulao said: I now nominate @bikeman564™ to replace RG. It's always a difficult decision to bench your Tom Brady but in this case we waited a few years too late and we're now dealing with a Billy Kilmer. does this mean I need to date many women and fap alot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #16 Posted May 15, 2018 14 minutes ago, AirwickYongRulao said: I am. It's over my friend. You had a nice run. It's time for you to settle. Never again will you win the likes of RW. British women, at least the 1,000,000s of London streetwalkers might be an option worth considering. Or Irish women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #17 Posted May 15, 2018 35 minutes ago, Randomguy said: More like I don't want to get involved with difficult people at this point. Two words. Massage. Parlor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #18 Posted May 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: does this mean I need to date many women....? yes. You are the newer and improved RG. We are replacing our Moses. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #19 Posted May 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: we split up she dropped yo ass? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #20 Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: she dropped yo ass? Be sensitive Wilbur. She was a mighty fine looking woman. I now predict our bikeman will use this huge failure to launch him into a life of depravity much like RG. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #21 Posted May 15, 2018 Just now, Wilbur said: she dropped yo ass? Things were happening that weren't conducive to having a relationship, so it was the best thing. But I'm okay now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #22 Posted May 15, 2018 Just now, AirwickYongRulao said: Be sensitive Wilbur. She was a mighty fine looking woman. I now predict our bikeman will use this huge failure to launch him into a life of depravity much like RG. I think she ran against him for BC President. You know how dirty those high falutin politics go. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #23 Posted May 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, AirwickYongRulao said: Be sensitive Wilbur. She was a mighty fine looking woman. I now predict our bikeman will use this huge failure to launch him into a life of depravity much like RG. I am being sensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #24 Posted May 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, AirwickYongRulao said: Be sensitive Wilbur. She was a mighty fine looking woman. I now predict our bikeman will use this huge failure to launch him into a life of depravity much like RG. As much as I like RG I'm not corrupt like him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #25 Posted May 15, 2018 RG is upset with me now. I pushed it too far. Plus, I picked a bad time to be Art Model. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #26 Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, AirwickYongRulao said: RG is upset with me now. I pushed it too far. Plus, I picked a bad time to be Art Model. take him out for wings & Zima to smooth things out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #27 Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, AirwickYongRulao said: RG is upset with me now. I pushed it too far. Plus, I picked a bad time to be Art Model. RG has gone crazy. He self identifies as an elevator. Napolean complex. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 15, 2018 Share #28 Posted May 15, 2018 So, first we lose our radical but funny Nate, then we lose our hotties,@Redfacedwalrusand @SuzieQ, and now our stud RG is being put out to pasture? I guess this means we need to hone up on our knitting and laundry threads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #29 Posted May 15, 2018 Just now, Road Runner said: So, first we lose our radical but funny Nate, then we lose our hotties,@Redfacedwalrusand @SuzieQ, and now our stud RG is being put out to pasture? I guess this means we need to hone up on our knitting and laundry threads. Kirby is annoyed at me so I doubled down and went after RG. Sometimes being Cheese is lonely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #30 Posted May 15, 2018 27 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: we split up Sorry brother. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 15, 2018 Share #31 Posted May 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, AirwickYongRulao said: Kirby is annoyed Unpossible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share #32 Posted May 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Unpossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 15, 2018 Share #33 Posted May 15, 2018 32 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: we split up Now I understand why the bumping bunnies disappeared. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 15, 2018 Share #34 Posted May 15, 2018 8 hours ago, AirwickYongRulao said: RG is upset with me now. I pushed it too far. Plus, I picked a bad time to be Art Model. Fish soots you well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted May 15, 2018 Share #35 Posted May 15, 2018 8 hours ago, AirwickYongRulao said: I picked a bad time to be Art Model. Why? Were you in the pool? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 16, 2018 Share #36 Posted May 16, 2018 11 hours ago, AirwickYongRulao said: For years RG has been our forum womanizing cad. Reputation was well earned and given for a lifetime achievement award. However, he just doesn't have it anymore. His last 2 dozen dates have ended in excuses and failure. It's over. 11 hours ago, Randomguy said: More like I don't want to get involved with difficult people at this point. ...I can still dimly remember my own "too much crazy" epiphany. @Randomguy, I salute you. This is not the end, but a new beginning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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