Road Runner Posted May 16, 2018 Share #1 Posted May 16, 2018 She used to be full of fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share #2 Posted May 16, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #3 Posted May 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: She used to be full of fun. I don't know if I would go that far, but, apparently, The Canyons is a good place to admire her acting ability (although Parent Trap was her best real acting work). The Canyons (2013) Rating: 1/2 (out of 4) Paul Schrader's latest deals with the rich Christian (James Deen) who's living in Los Angeles and seems to have it all until he learns that his girlfriend/sex partner (Lindsay Lohan) is having an affair with a man (Nolan Gerard Funk) who he hired in his latest movie. THE CANYONS is without question the greatest WTF movie in the history of cinema or at least to date. I say this because there was never a single second during this film where I understood what was going on or what director Schrader or screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis were trying to say or do. This film is without question a complete and utter mess and for the life of me I can't understand what the point of it was unless the only goal was to make it as cheap as they could and hope that the Lohan nude scenes would gain enough interest to make some money. Both Schrader and Ellis are so incredibly talented that it would be easy to make fun of this picture but I personally found it rather sad as neither man has found themselves involved with something this bad before and worse of all is the fact that the film makes no sense. It's meant to be some sort of twisted erotic thriller but there isn't a single thrill and the sex scenes aren't nearly as shocking as it appears the filmmakers think they are. Had this been made twenty-years ago then it might have been considered shocking but in today's day and age everything just comes across as pretty lame. Deen is fair in his first non-porn role but he certainly doesn't show enough here to warrant any future movies. The supporting players are all either bland or downright horrid and often times it seems like we're watching line rehearsals instead of an actual take. As for Lohan, well, sadly she once again is pretty bad. She just doesn't have any emotional depth here and even during her nude scenes she just looks incredibly uncomfortable and especially during a shower sequence. I'm sure this nudity is what's going to make most people check this thing out but it's really not worth it. The film also features a bad music score, some forgettable cinematography and worse of all is how deadly boring it is from start to finish. The dialogue is downright laughable and the overall feel is something cheaper and worse than what you'd expect to see on Cinemax at three in the morning. I guess the best thing I can say is that it's actually the best of the three movies Lohan has released in 2013 Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #4 Posted May 16, 2018 Looks like she's living in Dubai. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5734047/Lindsay-Lohan-says-no-plans-going-LA.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #5 Posted May 16, 2018 I think once she started wearing underwear on a regular basis that she lost some popularity. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted May 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: She used to be full of fun. I don't know if I would go that far "Full of fun" was a reference to certain parts of her body. Mean't to be humorous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #7 Posted May 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: "Full of fun" was a reference to certain parts of her body. Mean't to be humorous. She was bags and bags of fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share #8 Posted May 16, 2018 1 minute ago, jsharr said: She was bags and bags of fun. You are a ? !!! I was referring to her eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #9 Posted May 16, 2018 Just now, Road Runner said: You are a ? !!! I was referring to her eyes. I was referring to her baggage, she used to have lots of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted May 16, 2018 Just now, jsharr said: I was referring to her baggage, she used to have lots of it. I lied about the eyes. I was referring to her boobs. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #11 Posted May 16, 2018 Just now, Road Runner said: I lied about the eyes. I was referring to her boobs. me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share #12 Posted May 16, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #13 Posted May 16, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #14 Posted May 16, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #15 Posted May 16, 2018 When did she turn into Nicole Kiddman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #16 Posted May 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: When did she turn into Nicole Kiddman? I'm thinking it was when she took her makeup off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted May 16, 2018 Share #17 Posted May 16, 2018 She was on an episode of Anger Management with Charlie Sheen a few years ago. That's the last I saw of her. Here's one of the last hurrahs of two of Hollywood's biggest train wrecks: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltdskilz Posted May 16, 2018 Share #18 Posted May 16, 2018 She's the best actress evah. She'll be baaack. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 16, 2018 Share #19 Posted May 16, 2018 I like Lindsay's Mom. Lovely lady. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted May 16, 2018 Share #20 Posted May 16, 2018 I heard she drank turpentine and fell on a fire. Don't worry, she's fine, she bounced right back up 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted May 16, 2018 Share #21 Posted May 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, 12string said: Don't worry, she's fine, she bounced right back up Who gives a shit. How was the fire? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted May 17, 2018 Share #22 Posted May 17, 2018 I'm going way out on a limb and say that quite a lot happened to her... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AirwickWithCheese Posted May 17, 2018 Popular Post Share #23 Posted May 17, 2018 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 17, 2018 Author Share #24 Posted May 17, 2018 Cheese and his memory of past forum doings is starting to piss me off!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AirwickWithCheese Posted May 17, 2018 Popular Post Share #25 Posted May 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Cheese and his memory of past forum doings is starting to piss me off!!! I really thought @RalphWaldoMooseworth would especially be the one to appreciate my excellent memory but I can't buy a like from him these days. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 17, 2018 Author Share #26 Posted May 17, 2018 Just now, AirwickWithCheese said: I really thought @RalphWaldoMooseworth would especially be the one to appreciate my excellent memory but I can't buy a like from him these days. Me neither. He used to like my posts all the time, but now he ignores mine and gives likes to far less worthy ones. I think he is mad at you and since I am your lackey, he is giving me the cold shoulder as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 17, 2018 Share #27 Posted May 17, 2018 But what did I do? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 17, 2018 Author Share #28 Posted May 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: But what did I do? Must have been pretty bad to piss Ralph off. He's the nicest guy on the forum. So now, you have @KirbyAND @RalphWaldoMooseworthmad at you. Just try not to screw things up with @PedalJoy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 17, 2018 Share #29 Posted May 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Road Runner said: Cheese and his memory of past forum doings is starting to piss me off!!! That could be partially my fault for asking for better search. :D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 17, 2018 Share #30 Posted May 17, 2018 4 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I really thought @RalphWaldoMooseworth would especially be the one to appreciate my excellent memory but I can't buy a like from him these days. I'll pass judgement (and maybe a little gas) later when I have time to read it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 17, 2018 Share #31 Posted May 17, 2018 24 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: That could be partially my fault for asking for better search. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now