Popular Post Randomguy Posted May 21, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted May 21, 2018 I am needy these days, you see. I got some already, though. I had something going on this morning so I got in the office at 11:00. I had no breakfast, and knew that lunch was going to be iffy at best. So I go into McDonalds, which is great for self-abuse, and order a burrito and a McGriddle. Well, the cashier and I didn't understand each other and I later found out I ordered an extra McGriddle without realizing it. I was walking back to the cashier to get it corrected, when I realized that I could just give it away, there are lots of homeless people that hang by my office. I bought 9 more and passed them out before I came in the office, and now I feel a little bit better. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 21, 2018 Share #2 Posted May 21, 2018 ...what in god's name is a McGriddle ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share #3 Posted May 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...what in god's name is a McGriddle ? Heaven on earth, son! First you take two greasy, fake-syrup infused pancakes, slap on some bacon or sausage, then eggs of a sort, and then cheese. Then you wrap it in something that soaks up and transfers the grease to your hands, put it in a bag, then they hand it to the person they expect to be dead by morning from eating it. They are yummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 21, 2018 Share #4 Posted May 21, 2018 ...can you get it with only the egg whites, not the yolks ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share #5 Posted May 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...can you get it with only the egg whites, not the yolks ? I wonder, I wouldn't want them to taste too heavy! One homeless guy in particular acted like I just cured cancer and was being carried around by Jesus, it was over the top (but I really appreciated it!). Several didn't even say thanks, but I think they had other things they were concentrating on, and everyone else said thanks and smiled a bit. It was nice. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #6 Posted May 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...can you get it with only the egg whites, not the yolks ? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 21, 2018 Share #7 Posted May 21, 2018 What a nice way to start the day, RG. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #8 Posted May 21, 2018 It is getting very common for me to see unopened food and drink left at the corners where the pan handlers hang out. People try to do something nice and sadly, the gift is left to rot, since it cannot be used to feed an addiction. I hope you sat with each person and made them eat the McGriddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 21, 2018 Share #9 Posted May 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, jsharr said: I hope you sat with each person and made them eat the McGriddle. ...there's a very fine line here, and on the wrong side of it is assault. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #10 Posted May 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...there's a very fine line here, and on the wrong side of it is assault. forcing someone to eat McD's does cross a line, doesn't it? BTW, did you like my egg white troll troll? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #11 Posted May 21, 2018 32 minutes ago, jsharr said: This is disgusting. Please tell me this is a Texan thang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #12 Posted May 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dottie said: This is disgusting. Please tell me this is a Texan thang. I googled "egg white troll" and that came up. Page is trolling RG you see and I could not let it stand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #13 Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, jsharr said: I googled "egg white troll" and that came up. Page is trolling RG you see and I could not let it stand. So it's a Texas thing?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #14 Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, Dottie said: So it's a Texas thing?? I prefer your orignal version "thang". But yes, all Texans have some sort of egg white separator. I use the water bottle trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #15 Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, jsharr said: I prefer your orignal version "thang". But yes, all Texans have some sort of egg white separator. I use the water bottle trick. I use my hand. White slips right through your fingers and yolk stays in your hand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #16 Posted May 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: I googled "egg white troll" and that came up. Page is trolling RG you see and I could not let it stand. 2 minutes ago, Dottie said: So it's a Texas thing?? 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I prefer your orignal version "thang". But yes, all Texans have some sort of egg white separator. I use the water bottle trick. Oh, I'm sorry. I see you mentioned you were countering Paige. This makes perfect sense. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #17 Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, Wilbur said: I use my hand. White slips right through your fingers and yolk stays in your hand. RG uses his hand too. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share #18 Posted May 21, 2018 1 hour ago, jsharr said: RG uses his hand too. My hands are clean, I will have you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #19 Posted May 21, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share #20 Posted May 21, 2018 49 minutes ago, jsharr said: I would also like a single beer sent to me, and we can coordinate when we drink our beers together, although many hundreds of miles away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share #21 Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, Randomguy said: I would also like a single beer sent to me, and we can coordinate when we drink our beers together, although many hundreds of miles away. Or you could just post a chick in a bikini photo, SW won’t mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted May 21, 2018 Share #22 Posted May 21, 2018 2 hours ago, jsharr said: I prefer your orignal version "thang". But yes, all Texans have some sort of egg white separator. I use the water bottle trick. I call bullshit. I do not have a separation device. The yolk is the best part! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted May 21, 2018 Share #23 Posted May 21, 2018 If chickens wanted people to have their eggs separated, they would have the parts in separate packages. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #24 Posted May 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, KrAzY said: I call bullshit. I do not have a separation device. The yolk is the best part! You are not a Texican! Has that not been made clear yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #25 Posted May 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, KrAzY said: I call bullshit. I do not have a separation device. The yolk is the best part! do you not have hands or an empty plastic water bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted May 21, 2018 Share #26 Posted May 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, jsharr said: do you not have hands or an empty plastic water bottle? Maybe I don't.. don't be mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share #27 Posted May 21, 2018 Sure, I post a thread about love and neediness, and all you bastards do is talk about dirty texicans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #28 Posted May 21, 2018 I sent you some love. Here is your beer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #29 Posted May 21, 2018 I also got you some ice cream 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #30 Posted May 21, 2018 And a sausage. What more do you want from me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share #31 Posted May 21, 2018 Ok, I am feeling more love now! Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 21, 2018 Share #32 Posted May 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Ok, I am feeling more love now! Yay! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 22, 2018 Share #33 Posted May 22, 2018 17 hours ago, Page Turner said: ...can you get it with only the egg whites, not the yolks ? And substitute a hunk of kale for the sausage and make sure that pancake thingie is gluten free. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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