late Posted June 22, 2018 Share #1 Posted June 22, 2018 Life is what you never guess would have happened, eh? Archeologists are digging up Woodstock. I didn't go, I had someone offer me a ride, but I was broke and 17. You know you're old when... archeologists are digging your past up. “This is a significant historic site in American culture, one of the few peaceful events that gets commemorated from the 1960s,” said Wade Lawrence, director of The Museum at Bethel Woods. He said the archaeologists’ work will help the museum plan interpretive walking routes in time for the concert’s 50th anniversary next year. " https://www.apnews.com/6d91ddc1e9ee48689004072795f54f5b/Dig-it:-Archaeologists-scour-Woodstock-'69-concert-field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 22, 2018 Share #2 Posted June 22, 2018 39 minutes ago, late said: Life is what you never guess would have happened, eh? Archeologists are digging up Woodstock. I didn't go, I had someone offer me a ride, but I was broke and 17. You know you're old when... archeologists are digging your past up. “This is a significant historic site in American culture, one of the few peaceful events that gets commemorated from the 1960s,” said Wade Lawrence, director of The Museum at Bethel Woods. He said the archaeologists’ work will help the museum plan interpretive walking routes in time for the concert’s 50th anniversary next year. " https://www.apnews.com/6d91ddc1e9ee48689004072795f54f5b/Dig-it:-Archaeologists-scour-Woodstock-'69-concert-field You should have gone. You could have had a picnic in the Catskills. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted June 22, 2018 Share #3 Posted June 22, 2018 This is silly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #4 Posted June 22, 2018 Why would anyone want to excavate a bunch of hippie dung? That is all they left behind, used syringes, bad acid tabs and a whole shit ton of human waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted June 22, 2018 Share #5 Posted June 22, 2018 Regarding you know you're olde, and archeology, there is a very marked contrast between American archeology/archeologists and the European variety, to do with the relatively short history in the New World, I saw a very interesting documentary on the subject and the contrast in styles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 22, 2018 Share #6 Posted June 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, pedalphile said: Regarding you know you're olde, and archeology, there is a very marked contrast between American archeology/archeologists and the European variety, to do with the relatively short history in the New World, I saw a very interesting documentary on the subject and the contrast in styles. Yeah, they don't have to dig down very far to find those used acid tabs a syringes @jsharr was talking about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted June 22, 2018 Share #7 Posted June 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Yeah, they don't have to dig down very far to find those used acid tabs a syringes @jsharr was talking about. They don't have to dig down far but they'll certainly go through the diggingss with a microscope. I doubt the'll find any surviving used 50 year olde tabs. Nor come to that, any of that 50 year olde human shit jsharr talks of. He does so often talk a lot of s**t. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted June 22, 2018 Share #8 Posted June 22, 2018 There may be some small metallic artifacts. Perhaps "the pick of destiny". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #9 Posted June 22, 2018 The event was well documented, they even made a movie. I doubt they will reveal any big discoveries. I really wanted to go but I was working long days and was kept too busy to make plans. Then before it even started the news was saying you couldn’t get there because traffic was at a standstill. I almost called off work and rode my motorcycle there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 22, 2018 Share #10 Posted June 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, Longjohn said: I doubt they will reveal any big discoveries. Like Aunt Betty's undies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #11 Posted June 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Like Aunt Betty's undies? There was not any underwear anywhere near Woodstock, except on the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share #12 Posted June 22, 2018 38 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Yeah, they don't have to dig down very far to find those used acid tabs a syringes @jsharr was talking about. They won't find syringes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share #13 Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Kirby said: You should have gone. You could have had a picnic in the Catskills. I thought that for a long time. I wasn't ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share #14 Posted June 22, 2018 15 minutes ago, jsharr said: There was not any underwear anywhere near Woodstock, except on the cops. So you've never even watched the movie... As I like to observe in other forums, how efficient of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted June 22, 2018 45 minutes ago, pedalphile said: Regarding you know you're olde, and archeology, there is a very marked contrast between American archeology/archeologists and the European variety, to do with the relatively short history in the New World, I saw a very interesting documentary on the subject and the contrast in styles. If you can remember the name, I'd be very appreciative. One of the reasons Europe is a cool place to go is to be able to stand in a place thousands of years old. For me, Mecca is St Marks Square in Venice. You can sit in the square, at a cafe's outdoor tables, have an Americano and just let the history soak in. In a lot of ways, this is where it started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #16 Posted June 22, 2018 23 minutes ago, late said: So you've never even watched the movie... As I like to observe in other forums, how efficient of you. In Texas, we just say "Well Bless Your Heart" to people like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share #17 Posted June 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, jsharr said: In Texas, we just say "Well Bless Your Heart" to people like me. I've been told what that means. Personally, never been there, don't want to go, except maybe Austin, mostly for the food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #18 Posted June 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, jsharr said: In Texas, we just say "Well Bless Your Heart" to people like me. I assure you that here it's even shorter and quite succinct. "I can complete that phrase in two words." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #19 Posted June 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, late said: I've been told what that means. Personally, never been there, don't want to go, except maybe Austin, mostly for the food. Texas is a great place, except for the the heat and all the damn Texans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #20 Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Texas is a great place, except for the the heat and all the damn Texans. This is my vision too -- but since I have not been there -- does the BBQ make up for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #21 Posted June 22, 2018 29 minutes ago, Dottles said: This is my vision too -- but since I have not been there -- does the BBQ make up for it? Well that and the distinct lack of beans in the chili. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #22 Posted June 22, 2018 55 minutes ago, jsharr said: Well that and the distinct lack of beans in the chili. But how do you fart? Surely, you guys must be overselling your manhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #23 Posted June 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dottles said: But how do you fart? Surely, you guys must be overselling your manhood. Out my ass like everyone else. Primarily egg farts but some beer farts as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #24 Posted June 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: Out my ass like everyone else. Primarily egg farts but some beer farts as well. Alright. I'll give you a pass. Beer farts are lame and a disqualifier unless you're drinking rot-gut-piss-water-bottom-of-the-barrel crap. However, egg farts are sulfuric and something to be reckoned with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #25 Posted June 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dottles said: Alright. I'll give you a pass. Beer farts are lame and a disqualifier unless you're drinking rot-gut-piss-water-bottom-of-the-barrel crap. However, egg farts are sulfuric and something to be reckoned with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #26 Posted June 22, 2018 Alright. I'm convinced. Your chili can indeed go bean free. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #27 Posted June 22, 2018 5 hours ago, jsharr said: Why would anyone want to excavate a bunch of hippie dung? That is all they left behind, used syringes, bad acid tabs and a whole shit ton of human waste. I feel the same way. But I want to call out your exceptional mnemonic word play here : 'shit ton of human waste' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 22, 2018 Share #28 Posted June 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Dottles said: 'shit ton of human waste' More or less than a metric ton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 22, 2018 Share #29 Posted June 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: More or less than a metric ton? I'm not sure but I'm thinking it all depends on if the chili had beans in it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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