Randomguy Posted June 24, 2018 Share #1 Posted June 24, 2018 They can’t. I think this makes them happier overall, they can’t dwell on their problems. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted June 24, 2018 Share #2 Posted June 24, 2018 Actually, they do complain but only until they get some food. Then it's like, "nosh, nosh, nosh. Good." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 24, 2018 Share #3 Posted June 24, 2018 1 minute ago, donkpow said: Actually, they do complain but only until they get some food. Then it's like, "nosh, nosh, nosh. Good." Yes, their life expectations are relatively low, but this is what keeps them happy, Food, a nice place to sleep and some occasional play. Some of us humans should be more like that. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Share #4 Posted June 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Yes, their life expectations are relatively low, but this is what keeps them happy, Food, a nice place to sleep and some occasional play. Some of us humans should be more like that. They will also hump anything, another trait humans would be wise to emulate. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 24, 2018 Share #5 Posted June 24, 2018 28 minutes ago, Bag of Dickbags said: They will also hump anything, another trait humans would be wise to emulate. Plus, they possess that ultimate ability that we don't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 24, 2018 Share #6 Posted June 24, 2018 31 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Yes, their life expectations are relatively low, but this is what keeps them happy, Food, a nice place to sleep and some occasional play. Some of us humans should be more like that. I am trying! But I can't find a higher level host to ingratiate myself with enough that they provide me free room and board and companionship and love. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 24, 2018 Share #7 Posted June 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I am trying! But I can't find a higher level host to ingratiate myself with enough that they provide me free room and board and companionship and love. I would have loved to have become a gigolo, but in my day, women expected you to have a job and buy them stuff. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 24, 2018 Share #8 Posted June 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: I would have loved to have become a gigolo, but in my day, women expected you to have a job and buy them stuff. I wonder if future generations will get this thing figured oot? Our way of life sort of sucks (first world problem). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 24, 2018 Share #9 Posted June 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: I would have loved to have become a gigolo, but in my day, women expected you to have a job and buy them stuff. ...that was what was so cool about being a hippie. All of the benefits, and none of the headaches. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 24, 2018 Share #10 Posted June 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...that was what was so cool about being a hippie. All of the benefits, and none of the headaches. Your generation was responsible for the proliferation of STDs. Shame on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 24, 2018 Share #11 Posted June 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Dottles said: Your generation was responsible for the proliferation of STDs. Shame on you. ...we didn't invent them, man. We just shared them in a spirit of love and not caring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted June 24, 2018 Share #12 Posted June 24, 2018 When a dog gets feeling down, he pouts for about thirty seconds, then the thought occurs "hey I can lick myself" and he's all smiles again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted June 24, 2018 Share #13 Posted June 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Bag of Dickbags said: They will also hump anything, another trait humans would be wise to emulate. Thus the term, "happier than a dog with two bones". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 24, 2018 Share #14 Posted June 24, 2018 2 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I wonder if future generations will get this thing figured oot? Our way of life sort of sucks (first world problem). Among the current younger generations, do men still have to pay for everything on a date? Even if your date makes more money than you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 24, 2018 Share #15 Posted June 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Page Turner said: ...we didn't invent them, man. We just shared them in a spirit of love and not caring. Flower power my ass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted June 24, 2018 Share #16 Posted June 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Among the current younger generations, do men still have to pay for everything on a date? Even if your date makes more money than you do? I think it depends who wants what.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted June 24, 2018 Share #17 Posted June 24, 2018 I think Dickbag is a good name for a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted June 24, 2018 Share #18 Posted June 24, 2018 Well, when God was doling out the genes among the future animals, he got down to the dogs and cats and realized he only had one set of complaint genes left. You can figure out for yourself which animal got the last set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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