Dispatches from the Front Lines of the Whatever War.

[Page Turner]

Featuring courageous, on the ground, news correspondents, embedded with the troops in the combat zone:

 

 

 

...just earned another "meh face" from Osama Not Bin Caring.  Back now to you in the studio, Brian.

[Wilbur ★]

I would like this, because, well... I do.  I can't though, because I have claimed Switzerland status and am now neutral. 

[AirwickWithCheese]

1 minute ago, Wilbur said:

I would like this, because, well... I do.  I can't though, because I have claimed Switzerland status and am now neutral. 

[Wilbur ★]

1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

You are now muslim?  

No, that is Sweden status.  

[AirwickWithCheese]

Just now, Wilbur said:

No, that is Sweden stays.  

Wait, wuut?  

[Page Turner]

...neutrality is fine as far as it goes.  All I can say to you is, 

First they whatevered the Socialists, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they whatevered the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they whatevered the Jews, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Jew.

Then they whatevered me—and there was no one left to speak for me

 

.......................

[Wilbur ★]

3 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

infidel!

[Dottleshead ★]

Switzerland, Sweden, Swaziland, Saudia Arabia.  Same thing.

[Wilbur ★]

1 minute ago, Page Turner said:

...neutrality is fine as far as it goes.  All I can say to you is, 

First they whatevered the Socialists, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they whatevered the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they whatevered the Jews, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Jew.

Then they whatevered me—and there was no one left to speak for me

 

.......................

At least you weren't a jew!  Oops, I mean.  ah....

[Dottleshead ★]

Wilbur -- sorry to divert this thread -- but this would be a better Rooney avatar.

 

[Page Turner]

...Osama even whatevered Jennifer Anne's nipples.  Godless terrorist bastard !!! 

The drone strike that gets you ?  You'll never see it coming you heathen scum.

[late]

1 hour ago, Dottles said:

Switzerland, Sweden, Swaziland, Saudia Arabia.  Same thing.

Walk into a Swiss grocery store. Look at the chocolate bar rack, then tell me it's all the same.

[Wilbur ★]

2 hours ago, Dottles said:

Wilbur -- sorry to divert this thread -- but this would be a better Rooney avatar.

 

Mine isn't Rooney!   

[Dottleshead ★]

30 minutes ago, late said:

Walk into a Swiss grocery store. Look at the chocolate bar rack, then tell me it's all the same.

I was joking. I heard talks of Switzerland and Sweden and Musims.

 

unfortunately, they did not talk chocolate

[AirwickWithCheese]

 

[Dottleshead ★]

9 minutes ago, Wilbur said:

Mine isn't Rooney!   

Meh, I suppose but it resembled Rooney. ?