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The arrogance of Road Runner


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1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

"I am so valuable and respected in the Cafe" thought Cheese to himself, "that I can come and go as often as I wish without so much of a hello or goodbye."  


Pot.... kettle.....

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15 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

"There are no threads that warrant my time" said Road Runner to himself as he relaxed in his bathroom thumbing through the May 1969 issue of Playboy magazine. 



He likes to read the articles.

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8 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

I am afraid I may be an enabler for RR. :(


"Jeopardy is over what shall I do?" Then the answer came to Road Runner as he was drinking his Cheerwine and listening to his phonograph. "he said, And This will I do: I will pull down my barns, and build greater; and there will I bestow all my fruits and my goods."

The next morning Road Runner went to Costco and bought a 50 lb jar of mayonnaise. 

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"It is a new day" said Road Runner to no one there as he made his scrambled eggs and grits. "I think today I will toy with the forum and reveal a small portion if my greatness that has made me the top vote recipient in likes. Wilbur?, please fool, the man is nothing without me."  

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