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Do you think mayonnaise feels the deep love and affection that we all want?


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39 minutes ago, Bag of dick said:

Wow, are you trying to drive mayonnaise to kill itself?  Harsh!

 

8 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

Yes but it lives with the knowledge that some prefer that vile stuff called Miracle Whip.  It makes life difficult for mayo.

I'm not pushing mayo into death at all.  I am saying Mayo is on it's own and by the looks of things, it's been facing the harsh realities of the world.  It's got gotta sink or swim.

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37 minutes ago, JerrySTL said:

I don't want to be part of a sandwich or stirred up with chunks of tuna. Therefore I think that mayo has different expectations for love and affection than humans do. The Mayo Clinic may be a better place for this kind of research.

Mayo studies at Mayo Clinic?  Where's Petite when we need her?

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Mayo is a second or third tier condiment at best.  It has it's places, and they are few.  Making tartar sauce is right up there.  On a fried egg sandwich, with lots of pepper is up there too.  Turkey sandwich is also where mayo shines, if mayo ever truly shines.  And occasionally, mayo is at home on a roast beef sandwich, but only if you are out of horseradish sauce.

It probably serves a supporting role in many a restaurant's secret sauce but mayo never was and never will be a top tier condiment like Heinz 57 Ketchup.

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20 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Mayo is a second or third tier condiment at best.  It has it's places, and they are few.  Making tartar sauce is right up there.  On a fried egg sandwich, with lots of pepper is up there too.  Turkey sandwich is also where mayo shines, if mayo ever truly shines.  And occasionally, mayo is at home on a roast beef sandwich, but only if you are out of horseradish sauce.

It probably serves a supporting role in many a restaurant's secret sauce but mayo never was and never will be a top tier condiment like Heinz 57 Ketchup.

Heinz 57?  Top tier?  That is laughable!  

You cannot have a blt without mayonnaise, you know. 

Heinz 57.  Really. The devil has you already, praying won’t help. 

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2 minutes ago, Bag of dick said:

Heinz 57?  Top tier?  That is laughable!  

You cannot have a blt without mayonnaise, you know. 

Heinz 57.  Really. The devil has you already, praying won’t help. 

Sir, can you tell me of a better ketchup?  Heinz is clearly the best.  I am a Texan, and we are not allowed to eat organic stuff, so I just use plain ol Heinz 57 ketchup.

https://www.seriouseats.com/2012/10/taste-test-the-best-ketchup.html

 

BTW, A1 is the best steak sauce and if you do not agree with me, you really should consider teabagging a sausage grinder.

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1 hour ago, jsharr said:

Sir, can you tell me of a better ketchup?  Heinz is clearly the best.  I am a Texan, and we are not allowed to eat organic stuff, so I just use plain ol Heinz 57 ketchup.

https://www.seriouseats.com/2012/10/taste-test-the-best-ketchup.html

 

BTW, A1 is the best steak sauce and if you do not agree with me, you really should consider teabagging a sausage grinder.

Clearly we misunderstood each other, as Heinz 57 is a sauce, not a ketchup. Of the actual ketchups, Heinz is clearly superior. 

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