Why has awwc never visited me?

[Randomguy]

Has he visited you?

I am starting to wonder if he even exists. 

[bikeman564™]

no visit here  

[Page Turner]

...I'm again advising you to invite him to come to NYC, where you can fly directly to Tobago for a vacation. 

They say, "Once you've had an island girl, you'll never go back to the mainland."  And there are also those spectacular bananas.

[Randomguy]

1 minute ago, Page Turner said:

...I'm again advising you to invite him to come to NYC, where you can fly directly to Tobago for a vacation. 

They say, "Once you've had an island girl, you'll never go back to the mainland."  And there are also those spectacular bananas.

What do their eyes look like there?

[Mr. Silly]

He doesn't leave his beloved South Carolina often and after what happened to the Hindenburg while in New York, I doubt he want risk taking his dirigible there. 

[Randomguy]

10 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said:

He doesn't leave his beloved South Carolina often and after what happened to the Hindenburg while in New York, I doubt he want risk taking his dirigible there. 

If he visited me here, Kirby and I could meet at Grant’s tomb and wait for him to show up. 

I really want to buy a T-shirt that says “I got PRI at Grant’s tomb”.

[Kirby]

32 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said:

He doesn't leave his beloved South Carolina often and after what happened to the Hindenburg while in New York, I doubt he want risk taking his dirigible there. 

That was in New Jersey.  New York is fine for dirigibles.

[Kzoo]

4 minutes ago, Kirby said:

That was in New Jersey.  New York is fine for dirigibles.

New Jersey... New York..... It's all the same to us in fly-over country.  

[Page Turner]

2 hours ago, Bag of dick said:

What do their eyes look like there?

...like the most magnificent large, dark brown nipples you have ever seen.