I think JSharr should not buy a

[PissedOffLaxDude]

Jeep.  Things seem to fall off of them, important things, like wheels.

[Prophet Zacharia]

I thought that was Aztecs that had wheels fall off?

[Randomguy]

Plus they suck. Not really.  Maybe. 

[jsharr]

My wheels fly off all the time.  My pants also fly off and circle the roof over my head, just out of arms reach.

[JerrySTL]

7 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said:

I thought that was Aztecs that had wheels fall off?

Aztecs had heads chopped off.

[Dottleshead]

49 minutes ago, jsharr said:

My wheels fly off all the time.  My pants also fly off and circle the roof over my head, just out of arms reach.

This.  This is why I come to the forum.

[Dottleshead]

Question.  If we have jsharr's wheels and pants flying off the spectrum, what happens to Square Wheels wheels and pants?  Is there a place in for them in Heaven? And just out of curiosity, are Square Wheels pants square?  Does he order them from the same store Spounge Bob orders them?

[jsharr]

1 minute ago, Dottles said:

Question.  If we have jsharr's wheels and pants flying off the spectrum, what happens to Square Wheels wheels and pants?  Is there a place in for them in Heaven? And just out of curiosity, are Square Wheels pants square?  Does he order them from the same store Spounge Bob orders them?

My wheels and pants fly off for entirely different reasons than those of our esteemed leader.  I will not speculate about the reasons why.

[Dottleshead]

3 minutes ago, jsharr said:

My wheels and pants fly off for entirely different reasons than those of our esteemed leader.  I will not speculate about the reasons why.

I suppose it's a sickness for me to be curious about our supreme leader's wheels and pants.  Please disregard.

[Kzoo]

2 hours ago, Dottles said:

Question.  If we have jsharr's wheels and pants flying off the spectrum, what happens to Square Wheels wheels and pants?  Is there a place in for them in Heaven? And just out of curiosity, are Square Wheels pants square?  Does he order them from the same store Spounge Bob orders them?

I don't think it's appropriate to talk like that about the Dearly Departed...  And what the heck does Dearly Departed even mean?  Since when does an adjective end in 'ly'?

[Prophet Zacharia]

4 hours ago, JerrySTL said:

Aztecs had heads chopped off.

Ah that’s right, head lights fell off.