Wilbur Posted June 30, 2018 Share #1 Posted June 30, 2018 .. how far blood shoots from a small hole in an artery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted June 30, 2018 Share #2 Posted June 30, 2018 Just now, Wilbur said: .. how far blood shoots from a small hole in an artery. Did you go mountain biking again? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share #3 Posted June 30, 2018 Just now, AirwickWithCheese said: Did you go mountain biking again? I had a hospital visit. Nothing serious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 2Far Posted June 30, 2018 Popular Post Share #4 Posted June 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wilbur said: .. how far blood shoots from a small hole in an artery. Yes. yes it does. Even when the hole is made by the pocket knife he won in a safety giveaway. The irony was palpable. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Further Posted June 30, 2018 Popular Post Share #5 Posted June 30, 2018 I hit the ceiling in the ER, a new nurse was learning IV technique. Blood everywhere, dripping off the poor girl's nose, today they would have called in hazmat. Back then they apologized. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted July 1, 2018 Share #6 Posted July 1, 2018 So there is some truth in the old addage about bleeding like a stuck pig! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted July 1, 2018 Share #7 Posted July 1, 2018 ...those BP cuffs are not fucking around, man. Your heart is a powerful pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted July 1, 2018 Share #8 Posted July 1, 2018 Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 1, 2018 Share #9 Posted July 1, 2018 I read an OR report once about a replacement of an infected replacement hip. When they cut into the person they noted 250 ml of pus shot from the incision and hit the wall. I wish I had seen that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted July 1, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted July 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I read an OR report once about a replacement of an infected replacement hip. When they cut into the person they noted 250 ml of pus shot from the incision and hit the wall. I wish I had seen that. Ewww!!!!! I had an IV the other day and after a few minutes I removed the bandage. I grabbed my backpack to leave and was wondering where the blood was coming from as I walked down the hall past the nursing station. They didn't let me leave. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted July 1, 2018 Share #11 Posted July 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Wilbur said: .. how far blood shoots from a small hole in an artery. Surgeon jumped back from his chair when he gave me a suture on my finger tip. Blood literally shot across the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted July 1, 2018 Share #12 Posted July 1, 2018 When my daughter was born by C section they didn’t let me in the room. I was alarmed when I heard the nurse call for the custodian to clean blood off the ceiling. We were the first birth that day, so I knew it was for my wife and daughter. But everyone was fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted July 1, 2018 Share #13 Posted July 1, 2018 1 hour ago, BuffJim said: When my daughter was born by C section they didn’t let me in the room. I was alarmed when I heard the nurse call for the custodian to clean blood off the ceiling. We were the first birth that day, so I knew it was for my wife and daughter. But everyone was fine. Wow, they didn't let you in for very good reason! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 1, 2018 Share #14 Posted July 1, 2018 Wilbur, did you kill again? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted July 1, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted July 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Bag of dick said: Wilbur, did you kill again? I just found out, you can only donate your own blood. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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